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sligster 09-04-2002 03:49 PM

OW!!!!

Molluck 09-04-2002 05:51 PM

*lassos sligster and brings 'em on board*
ok... here we are... deep in some place I can't be bothered to talk about and we have 2 guests... Heeeeeelllllo!
hmm... If only there where more snacks... oh well...
Hey Mitsur! can we go somewhere else with more... Less scrab like creatures?
I mean the thingy mobob after us seems just as erm... whatever... I can't be bothered to talk...
Oh! lookie! i got some laughing gas! *squirts some at jimbo and Keshia*
That'll liven things up methinks! :fuzgrin: :fuzgrin: :fuzgrin:

Abe's son 09-04-2002 07:47 PM

*inhales laughing gas* hahahahhahah!! can't ahahahah bre-ahahahahah!!!*falls to ground laughing* ahahaha!!! *pass's out*

mitsur 09-04-2002 11:21 PM

Can we please stop spaming and getting out of control?i will delete this!

Mac the Janitor 09-04-2002 11:50 PM

*takes a whiff of dat baaaad gas*

JIMBO: Whahee! Wohey! Jikky jikky woo woo!

*runs off into forest*

[...a few minutes later...]

*Jimbo runs in on the back of an Elum*

JIMBO: Hey! Look what I've found! Maybe this little homie can help us in our journey...

I shall call him...

Mini-Me.

Molluck 09-05-2002 01:57 PM

(I am talking as me! OOC!)*agrees with mitsur*
I ain't spamming... I only let out the laughing gas cose they seemed to be continously knocking each other over...
(IC)Elum? nice... Shall we let it tag along? pweedy pleaze? *does a close up of the elum*
we should go to another area mitsur... we should get to see many more citters for this video to be worth a dime!

Kesiah 09-06-2002 09:52 PM

(OOC: Sorry guys, I've had some school exams and such lately, but I'm here now!)

*Kesiah has been sleeping though this entire adventure*
*wakes up*
Kes: Wha?
*looks at the Huge pile of tires piled on top of her, and the Paramite eating them*
Kes: AHHHHHHHH!!!!! Go away!!
*Grabs a net and throws it over that Paramite*

sligster 09-07-2002 02:04 PM

An Elum? Can I eat it? * Bites Elum * Elum: * Howles and bites sligster back * Ow! Why you little! * Sligster and Elum start biting each other.

Mac the Janitor 09-07-2002 03:46 PM

JIMBO: OK, guys, let's get going. I've heard from some natives that there's a large swamp up north inhabited by native sligs, so I say we shoud...

*sees Sligster biting his Elum*

No! Mini Me! I'll save you!

*Runs up gallantly and bites Sligster*

sligster 09-07-2002 03:52 PM

* Bites Mac, Bites Elum, Bites Mac, Bites Elum *

You guys tast good! Hey, look! Elums making water! * Drinks * Tasts kinda strange.

Abe's son 09-07-2002 04:06 PM

you sick son of a bitch....(JK :D) *takes sword out of trench coat* i wana have fun! *stabs Elum only to break sword* oh ya, there all bones....

Mac the Janitor 09-07-2002 04:10 PM

JIMBO: Hey! You'll never lay a hand on Mini Me!

*pulls out laser gun-ish thingie*

Abe's son 09-07-2002 04:12 PM

.....*laughs* AHHAHAHA!! you think that pice of crap is gona out gun me? (Pulls out cuting laser) think agian jhony boy!

Mac the Janitor 09-07-2002 04:14 PM

JIMBO: Bah!

*pulls out huge futuristic bazooka/rocket launcher thingy*

sligster 09-07-2002 04:20 PM

I'll be right back! * Runs off into woods * ..................... a few minuts later * Ground starts shaking, Sligster comes out driving a huge tank with 2 cannons, 4 side mounted flamethrowers, 2 machine guns, and 5 laser tree cutters in front. * WEEEEE!!!!!!! I'm king of the world! * Runs over Elum * oops. My bad.

Abe's son 09-07-2002 04:24 PM

*calls in air ship* i is with jimbo now!!

*opens fire upon tank blowing it up* BWAHAHAHAHA BWA-*cough* *hack* *weeze* im ok...

sligster 09-07-2002 04:29 PM

* Flys out of explosion and hits the airships window * Not again!....................... Little help?

Abe's son 09-07-2002 04:31 PM

*deploys fighters* *they attack sligster* YES MY PRETTIES GO ATACK!! MUWAHHAHAHAH*cough* *hack* *weeze* *cough* im...ok...

Mac the Janitor 09-07-2002 04:33 PM

*hears AS's truce*

JIMBO: Hey, nice to see ya, bud!

*sees sligster run over Mini Me*

NOOOOO! MINI MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I shall have my revenge, yessssssss...

*runs off into woods, spaceship is seen coming up from the forestt--blasts off*

Come, Mini Me!

Oh yeah, I forgot there for a second...

Bwahahahaha...

Abe's son 09-07-2002 04:36 PM

*fallows Jimbo* YES JOIN ME OBI-TWIGLET AND TOGETHER WE WILL CRUSH GAMESPY!!!

wait....

WE WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!

sligster 09-07-2002 04:37 PM

* Slips off of window * Weeeeeee!!!!! * hits ground * OW!!!.... I'm okay. * AS's fighters shoot sligster and fly away * now I'm not......... medic?

Abe's son 09-07-2002 04:42 PM

*drops off flame bots* *flame bots burn sligster and go back in shit* YES!! I WIN!



http://www.viciousgrin.com/images/nny12.gif

sorry had 2

sligster 09-07-2002 04:48 PM

* Fat man walks up to sligster and attempts to eat the fried slig * Don't even think about it! * Fat man gets scared and runs away * phew, now that thats over, I can just sit here untill someone scrapes me off the floor.....................................................Do I smell smoke? My arms on fire!

Mac the Janitor 09-07-2002 04:48 PM

*2 days later, Jimbo emerges from the forest*

JIMBO: Haha, sligster, prepare to meet...

*a large silouhette (sp?) appears behind Jimbo*

MEGA ME!!!

*Silouhette comes out into light; it's a huge, muscular, mutant version of Jimbo*

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

*Mega Me grabs sligster by the throat and toys with him*

sligster 09-07-2002 04:53 PM

Mega Me? Is this cause I ran over Mini Me? Anyway, he is'nt very strong! * Rips off Sligster's arm * then again, mabey I underestimated him

Abe's son 09-07-2002 04:56 PM

*beats living sh** out of rabbit* DIE!! wait...why am i doing this?oh well *shrugs* *takes dead body and burns it* *takes out trout and continusly slaps Sligster with it* ya know :) this is..uh..kinda fun!

sligster 09-07-2002 05:03 PM

Could you throw me into the water AS?.......* AS keeps slaping sligster with fish * STOP IT! * Eats fish * There, now, throw me into the water! * AS throws sligster into water * I'm all better now! Time for revenge! Runs home to bio lab.


10 days later

He He ...hey Mac! Meat my little friend, Micro Me!!!!!! * shows Mac a little black spec in a jar * He may be small, but he has the strength of 100,000 gorillas! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!! are you scared?

Abe's son 09-07-2002 05:06 PM

no *sets mac on fire* but you better be *Salvo of Napalm missle's hit sligster* *AS gets hit* AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!! *go's flying*

Mac the Janitor 09-07-2002 05:10 PM

Man, now this topic is getting a tad out of hand...
 
JIMBO: Er...not really...

If a glass jar can hold him, I don't think he's as strong as 100,000 gorillas...

*AS sets Jimbo on fire*

AARGH!

*Jimbo jumps in lake and swims away*

MEGA ME: Hey, you forgot me!

Abe's son 09-07-2002 05:17 PM

uh ok *sets Mega me on fire* there now every one's on fire!

*dance's* http://www.viciousgrin.com/images/nny12.gif