I taste like Beef.
I taste like beef. I'm probably made of beef. You are what you eat, they say, and if the title didn't mean something else, I would be a beefeater. I think red meat is good for you. Puts hair on your chest. (If you were not Beef you would be Alcohol.) |
Meh
Warning: I taste like Gasoline.
I may not taste good, but I'm handy to have around if you want to breathe fire. I'm expensive, and sometimes cause disputes. I'm inflammatory, you see. Ha ha. (If you were not Gasoline you would be Chocolate.):fuzemb: |
MMMMMMM! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!! Thus, I am a fig newton. OR
EEWWWIIEE! THus, I am a fig newton.:D |