Afcourse we could be friends oddling!
by the way Melvin:squeeking paramite...
Ive stoled yo wallet and buyed me some coffee for the money yo have in the wallet....

You're in for a disappointment, I don't have a wallet... :|

Whooooo hooooo yah I got a friend from anuther galaxy(WOOOOOOOOW)and I spelled another like that cause you did too.(jumps up and down with gun in hands)Hey my foster parents Mr. and Mrs.Gluk came!They let me work at thier toy factory and hang out with the sligs!!!!They set me on a patrol area and taught me how ta shoot a Scrab!!!And they even pay me $0.09 an hour!!!(Would have put a cent sign but keyboard dosn't have one)any way you wouldn't believe how much $$$$ you can find under the head Glukkon lounge sofa cushions!!!!And they even got cappacino machines!!!!!:D ( jumps up and down with gun and cappacino and accidently shoots nearby slig)Opps.Oh well.( raids sligs pants and finds wallet with 5 dollars in it)Yaaaay!!!!With this much money I can buy 2 cappacinos!!!!!(Goes to machine and pushes button for coffee but Soulstorm Brew comes out,dosn't notice it,and drinks it in one gulp)Wow thats some strong coffee!!!!!I need more!!!More I say!!!!!!( buys another one)Woopee!!!i love this stuff!!!Hey wait a second(Notices coffee is not greenish and realizes I did a baaaaad thing)AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Oddling

Mhhhhhhhhhhhh......okay........:fuzconf:
Long story..........,...,.........
And the wallet Ive stolen was from dragadon.............
Webmaster-robbing....................

Welcome to the land of nod.......
 

Ummmmmm hello GimeeCoffee, welcome to the forums and ummmmm drink coffee!! Wowee you REALLY like coffee ja??

-Tea ;)

YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT?

Alf's rehab, coffee and CAPPUCHINO!!!!

Whayhey! Glad to have you on board, Gimmiecoffee (nice name).
I am , as you might have guessed, the resident
salty pretzils addict/zombie/evil person.

:D :D :fuzgrin:
:fuzsmile: :fuzsad: :fuzemb:
Anywayz, I like coffee too.:D

Hey I have another story bout coffee!!!!!I just got back from Alf's Rehab and tea due to that inncident with da capuccino machine,when I went to da coffee shop ta uuuuhh.......get some coffee!When all of a sudden it blows up!!!!And it hurt too cause i was right next to da counter!!!!I went flying across the parking lot and hit a windshield.*crack*I didn't know if dat was my neck or da poor cars windshield dat cracked like dat but it hurt."You blew up my pop-tart!!!!!!!!"Screamed a Mudokon."No the coffee store just blew up and blew me across da parking lot and i hit dis windshield!!!!"I said"Oh you poor thing!!!!Come on over for some cookies."so i went over to da Mudokons house for some cookies."I guess you want some coffee then since you were at the coffee shop."Said the Mudokon and got me some coffee.Before i could take sip she grabbed it out of my hands and said"Oh look at you poor thing!!You need to go to the hospital!!!!!"She threw da cup of coffee over her shoulder and took me to da hospital."Hmmmmm.Here take this mop," "Yah," "Go down to da cafiteria," "Yah." "And move it back and forth like dis."Said da doctor."Okay...hey wait a sec!!!!!"He jumped out da window and started screaming crazily.Then a real doctor came in and told me he tied him up and pretended ta be da doctor but he was a quack.He said I broke my neck and should just lie down and play video games fer a couple of days.After all dat I asked a nurse if she could bring me a cup of coffee.She seemed nice and was kinda pretty.I took a sip and realized something wa horribly wrong."AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!It's decaf!!!!!!!!"I shouted."Sorry thats all we have."Said the nurse."So how long do I have to stay here then?"I asked."For a broken Slig neck?Errrrrrrrr abotu 2 years." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Two years without caffine!!!!!!!!!!!
So do ya like it?It's kinda stupid but we're all stupid on the inside.

Oddling

Poor thing.. No caffeine?
HOW HORRIBLE!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Now my story

I was walking as usual (Actualy not as usual becouse I normally drive with my mercedes benz)
And I was thinking: coffwee gi bedwi....
Yes I was drunk becouse one big jerk puttet 1000000000000 litres alcohol in my bags o coffee!
So I was so drunk as a skunk and hitted a Palmtree!
I was thinking wait a god forgotten minute!
PALMTREES DON"T GROW IN HOLLAND!

So I said to a guy I never had knownd THERE IS GROWING A F*CKIN FREAKIN PALMTREE HERE!!!

The dude said:....THATS a boabob tree......
THAT EXPLAINS IT ALL YOU FREAKING BASTARD!
The dude said: Why do you yell at me?....
I said:.........Well....YOU HAVE A BIG NOSE!
And I slammed his head into 11200940385938485854346596874 pieces..... or were it 3936658654766767565476767667 pieces?
Anyway he was dead becouse his head was in 11200940385938485854346596874 or in 3936658654766767565476767667 pieces...

And all the girls runned to me and were saying: ooooooow GimmeCoffee! Your so sexy!

DA ENDING OF DA END OF THIS SILLY STORY THAT ENDS...

Ermmmmm... very nice..heh heh heh..(Backs away trying not to make eye contact..) j/k

I'm too dumb/lazy/stupid/addicted to salty pretzils to make a story...


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Urgghhh... need more pretzils..

PRETZILS RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE!!!!
COFFEEE RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE SOME MORE!!!!
Thats logical, isn't it!