Depends on what they told me ta do.Eating 8 Burger King cheeseburgers and riding Talon 5 times yes(Talon is a relly cool rollercoaster at Dorney Park for those who don't live in PA)Bungy jumping off a bridge with sharp rocks at the bottom yes,bungy jumping off a bridge without a bungy cord no.Life threatining stuff like that I won't do.(Holds pinky at corner of mouth like Dr.Evil in Austin Powers)And why would we wan't billions if we could have...(screen focuses closer on face and music plays)millions?Okay enough Austin Powers stuff I want to take over the world but not evily.No Lackeys no guns,just coaxing and a few sad puppy faces at the government and a duplicating ray so I can turn a billion into a trillion and give it to da presidents and kings and whatever so they'll give me there country or whatever they have.When I'm done I'll find a cure for everything,rename Earth Coruscant,make a deal with aliens so they'll give us star cruisers,so we can go to Oddworld and live in peice and crap like dat.Until now it's just a dream.

1. Aww and I have my own guns...

2. I know what the Prime Minister of the UK, Tony Blair'll give you! Steel and porn! Or is that what he'll accept from you... Yeah. He'll give you anything you want if you give him Romanian steel and British porn.

Huh! If nobody knows a good lackey when they see it, I guess I'll just have to make my OWN World Takeover Plans...

*rushes off to call a meeting of the Axis of D*

I thought you were going to take over the forums first... You resigned from RPG moddom. You must be an incompetant evil genious.

It really matters what the crazy thing is... Give some examples...

You? Oh, come on, I've been Dan's lackey the whole time, even when he doesn't have power... I even have lackeys, and you know how pathetic I am... Good ol' Scott and Morgan... :P

Ooh, fun.

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Gluk SchmukAnd i have both!Thats one place down,I'm taking over da world.One Scrab Cake at a time!!!

Oddling

Things I wouldn't do for a billion dollars
Eat human excrement
Screw someone really famous that is either ugly, think James earl Jones or someone really obese, or crazy people, like h ross perot or pauly shore
Not mutilate, but amputate any part of my body, especially the you know what
Otherwise, I would do just about anything. Who knows, I might even do something totally nutzo because money is really tempting. Mainly I would buy all the gold in the world until the price was high, simultaneously highjacking the worlds economy. Next, IO would sell and loan the gold back at a ridiculously high price and repeat this process indefinitely. Under a code name like Bob of course.

with a billion on the line I wouldn't trust the person who was asking nomatter what it is their asking me to do. besides, what the heck would you do with a billion dollars? unless you have your own company then most of what you would use it for would just be usless.

What would I wan't with 1 billion smackaroos.Hmmm this is a veeeeeryyyyy hard one(Notice this post is filled to da brim with sarcasm)errrrrrrrr EVERYTHING!!!!!!An X-box with Munchs Oddysee,a pet alligator,(tamed)get rid of pokemon,renaim the world Curuscant,renaim my math teacher Mrs.mother !@@#$%%# @## hole $&^&#(!!!,and have my annoying little sister blasted to Oddworld with a tag that says "TO SOULSTORM BREWERY".I would go with her but with my friends and not to Soulstorm Brewery either.Thats whatb I would do with all that Mulla.And anybody know any kings or presidents?I need ta take over the world the happy way with them(after I make them think they will be happy I will pull the curtain off of what was supposed ta be a new grocery store to reviel a factory and us them all as slaves!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!BWAHAHA BWAAAAAHAHAHA AAAAAAHAHAHAH!!!! AHHHHHA AHA AHAAAAAAHAHA(starts choking)*caugh caugh*gahhhh AHAHAHA MUHAAAAAAHAHA * gag sputter caugh*(falls to ground dead of suffication)Hey!I can feel my body rising!Wait now it's falling WHAT THE HELL!!!!!:devil:

MUHAHAH BWAAAAHAHA*caugh sputter*Oddling

I actually wouldn't do anything like that. There are more important things in life than money, and if you have all that much money you never really have true happiness. I really don't want that much money even if I didn't have to do anything like that for it.

*Expects some responses telling me I'm crazy, but that is simply my view*

Abe Babe...

I agree with you that there are certainly more important things in life than money, and that money doesn't necessarily give you true happiness, but could you explain why someone who has all of that money could never have true happiness? I think that someone can have a lot of money and know what true happiness is at the same time...

I'm reminded of an advertisement that aired here in Australia a year or two ago, it was publicising the lottery. The voice-over said something along the lines of "Money can't buy hapiness," in a very sombre tone, followed by a frantic "But it wont do you any harm, either!"

*sniff*Thats so beautiful Abe Babe I never eally thought of it like that.(Starts crying)Wow you are either a great poet or a maniac!!!I agree whith da part where you say money isn't the most important thing in da world but I don't get da part where you say that money dosn't bring you true happiness.I'll tell ya one thing da Glukkons don't hink dat!!!!!Money brings me happiness whenI have it (which on rare occasions I have $20.00).But besides dat ya do have a good point.

Oddling

Love is more important that Munni, awwwww...love...its so nice until it mutates itself into Jealousy and Lust...Ugh...Damn Love!!

Yah love is important:kiss: :love: .But not all love mutilates itself.Like love for your mom or sister or damned pet slog Zeus who no matter how many times he bites yer arm causing a gash da size of a baseball:devil: ya still gotta love cause he's so damn cute!!!!(just den Zeus comes in and bites my leg)AAAAAARRGH!!!!!Stupid slog!!I thought your favorite bone was in Abe's leg not mine!!!!!(Zeus makes sad puppy face and wimpers like dis:( :fuzsad: :crying: )Awww who can stay mad at you?Now come on boy roll over....good boy!!Play dead....(Runs out on highway CRRRASH BANG SPLAT HOOOOWL!!!!!:eek::dead: Then runs back with dummy slog in mouth)Good boy!!!!!Who's a good boy whos a good boy?!!!Say your da good boy!!!!Your da good boy!!!!!And there is other things besides love dat are more important like friends,family,and we all know dis one ODDWORLD!!!!:D ;)

Oddling