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You called me a Dumfukk as it were...i merely put you down in the suavist way i could think of.

Never said he was did i?

More people believe in Lucifer than God...believe me.

Ugh...he conceived me didn't he!? Thus making him my creator!!

I dont screw Goats...never stated i did. I dont conjur Demons, never stated i did. And who the Hell is Maury Povich and why did you bring her up? What did she do?

I dont always diss you...i poke fun at you.

Ahem...thats my father your talking about, please watch yourself.

Am i supposed to rejoice at that remark? Cos im not...and father has not been shot. And he did not get banished from Heaven...he merely chose to go on a vacation and stay for abit...he banished the 'Great Lord' out of his life...the Lord weeped...and made lies up about him. Evil, Evil Lord.

Maury is a flunked out ugly talk show host in my hometown. And a homicidal maniac shot lucifer. I did too by the way.

a hommicidal maniac shot lucifer?
was his name johnny?
wait..he prolly would have been going by Nny..
tall, super skinny, cool hair, kick ass boots...violent tendencies?
Dylan should know what I'm talking about..

Hey, I know who you are referencing, it is a really cool comic! Same with anything involving squee or Invader Zim.

Don't worship the imaginary.

(1) - Ahhh...
(2) - No...i think your mistaking Abraham Lincoln with Lucifer little boy...but hey, you Canadian...its to be expected.
(3) - Like i said previous...your Canadian. So i'll let you off...you cheekay monkey.

Lucifer is not Satan, I'd just like to point that out. Satan is equal in power to God, whereas Lucifer is just a fallen Archangel (and therefore an Archdemon).

Besides, where did you get the idea that Satan was bad? If he was bad, surely he wouldn't be punishing bad people...

Quite...Lucifer is the bearer of light...truth...also known as Lucifiel. He's very nice looking. 6 pack and all...not one of those horrible 6 packs...a very nice flat one. Go Daddy!!!

Jacob
 

Sometimes you needa lighten up Jacob. I meen... for instance, how you jumped upon rat making a small joke!
Well it just confuses me why you try to fued with everyone....
Jacob? :fuzblink: Don't look at me like that Jacob..... :fuzsad: JACOB NOOOOOOO!

I dunno. It depends when you get me...i can have some real nice moods or i can have some really evil bitchy moods and its like...nooooo etc etc. But i will have ago @ the immature peeps...especially the ones who are the same age or over as me. Cos they should know better.

You have nice moods? You keep those well hidden... ;)

Indeed. I dont want people taking advantage of me...*Wipes tear away from eye*

I'd LOVE to hear the explanation of how Satan is evil yet tortures evil people!

*adds it to the mental list of Biblical discontinuity*