wakes up
goes down the road a little, looks around sees a good fishing
spot goes back to tell avery one, but then turns around goes back and says, "more fish for me they all can have the left overs" starts eating all the fish. :D |
HEY your a pair of pants!
munchman joe turned you into jeens!
*gets joe out of lunch box* joe:why did you wake me up and whats that big firey burning thing and what is a giant lizard trowing lightnig bolts for? *joe walks into fire acsidently* NNNOOO! JOE! * joe BURNS joe: aaaahhh! the pain it hurts so bad! aahhhh! NOOO!! JOE ILL SAVE YOU *gets water* DIE FIRE!*throws water on fire* *every one gets mad at him* crap! *joe comes out of smoldering mound* joe: I HATE THIS! *joe gos back into lunchbox* *snap* OW! you littel! *lunchbox is locked* :mad: |
a magic flower turned me into a walking pair of jeens
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*Stumbles in from the forest after being lost for weeks without food*
"I'm sooooo hungry......I would even eat a pair of pants....." *Sees munchman* "Must...Eat...Pants......" *Walks like a zombie over to the pants* *Picks up pants and opens mouth...* *Gets hit in the back of the head by a rock and everything goes black* *Wakes up two hours later* *No one is around but there is a big pile of food inside of a circle of rope* *Walks to food. Steps inside rope. The rope goes around my leg and I end up hung upside down from a tree* |
*groan*
*In the forest looking for food to take back to everyone back at camp,she is walking along with a big box of soda pops until she sees RoN_Rancor: Hanging upside down on a tree*
*shurgs and walks along* Hungry, hungry foooooodd, I need foooood! Wait I need to change my expression: I WANT FOOD! Hey what do he have here? *licks her lips* A paramite or two. Paramite pies! We're all saved for teatime!!! What's that rhyme I learnt when I was in The forgotten World........ "One is fun, two you better run!" *looks blanky while paramites hisses at her* Opp gotta go! *starts running like the wind with the paramites right behind her* Agggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *Jumps into a tree and gets stuck!* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'm a baby dragon, I can't fly or use jaws. I'm useless!!!!!! Oh odd, I'm just a head scratching dragon that needs saving. *my leg clicks* Oh I think I broke my leg............... |
*finds the climb too high*
*nukes it* |
Right.
Takes out wooden spoon of rusty steel and starts to eat white canned scrabmeat.
Now then. Starts singing... "What should we do with a drunken Munchman? What should we do with a drunken OddBodd? Wha should we do with a drunken xinos early in the morning? Hang em uppside down until there sober, hang em up... |
*Instead of burning up into small molecules, is protected by the magical tree he is hanging in*
*Becomes imbued with super nuclear powers* *Uses his superhuman strength to pull the planet backwards by the rope around his foot creating a break in the space time continuem. Using this to his advantage, travels back in time and redirects Oddbodd's nuke with super nuclear laser vision (while still hanging upside down). The nuke travels all the way to the sun and is absorbed by it, causing no damage. Then the magic tree takes away his superpowers, leaving him hanging upside down from the tree again.* |
*While hunting, MojoMan220 sees a wild deer, takes out his shotgun and shoots... OOPS! It was Dark Xinos... Someone clean this kid up!*
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*screams like a dear that just got shot by a shotgun*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BARK BARK MOOOOOO.... I fell down a cliff. And smached my head. And some Munchman appeard, and said i was dead. He said my wounds where changing, wassent balenced att best. He toled me that my fate. Was to get revenge on all the rest. Mojo... man... *dies* -Everybody else... "oh ick!" |
*MojoMan220 comes back from the dead and goes resident evil on Dark Xinos for killing him...*
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oh ick j/k
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Crumple dooo... I love youuu
Yaaaayyy! Page 2!!!
*Is so happy he awakes from the dead* |
Sure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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*JOE*
weres joe? *looks around* i cant finde him? *sees that munchonthis ate him while hanging in the tree* WHAT U ATE JOE?
*helps munchONthis down from tree* IM GONA GET U WITH A CROSSBOW! *gets out cross bow* OOBA LOOBA LOOBA!!!!! |
*chopps dow tre with axe and lights it with a box of matches that xinos had with him all along*
mmm. nice and warm.... |
yeah...
a huge tribe of fuzzles comes and eats aall bwahaha:fuzvamp: :fuzvamp:
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MojoMan220 gets into an argument with a polar bear... The polar bear then begains smacking MojoMan220 repeatedly for some reason until he starts to cry. The polar bear apologises for smacking MojoMan220. He forgives the polar bear and asks him to join the hike, he smiles and says sure, why not. They are now the best of friends.
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*whinces*
I'm sorry I ate Joe! Iwas hungry!!!!!! HUNGRY! Don't kill me!!!!!!
AGGGGGGGH! *Breathes fire at Abe's son* Now back to camp! *limps* Oh yeah, I broke me leg! *sighs* A little help??! |
*takes out gatling gun* wana try that agian? *then holds a rocket luncher in the other hand
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*laughs nervously*
Better run! *Both chase each other while Abe's Son shoots back to camp* Oh cack, I'm limping........... |
*Starts eating marsh mellows* "Hey who ate all the marsh mellows?"*Has an obvious sort of sticky line around mouth*Um.......Joe did it!
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well
*stops chaseing MuchONthis*
well i guse tha- HAY JOES EATED!!!!!!!!! *chases Mitsur |
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!*Runs and trips over lunch box**joe pops out*
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Hey look Guys, there's a Bear.
What Should we do??? |
My leg!!!!!!!!
It hurts! I can't limp ALL the way back!! *limps* Oh! *falls on tummy* Someone........a little help?! *hacks and coughs* |
Watch out MunchOnThis. The Bear is chasing you. And you have that broken leg and all. What ever will you do. And since the bones gone through the skin and it's bleeding all over the place, and Bears love Blood...
Good Luck. Bye. |
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
that bear is chasing me! *limps as fast as she could!* AH TO HECK WITH IT! *breathes fire at the bear* *bear groans and gets burnt to a grizzly death* Roast bear anyone? *laughs nervously* *drags bear while limping* Geez........too......heavy! Must drag bear to camp.........must survive.......must let others eat the lovely dinner, I made............*hacks* HELP! |
Mmmm... bear! Looks up to the west. Thats a nice big hill...(almost mountin). (Its about 15 km away from camp...)
*Ground starts to shake* -Hey wats that? *Looks around... ses smoke from top of hill* Uh-oh! "What is it" askes someone else... Me: its a...its a... vo...volcano... *BOOM!!!* *Lava flys 300 meters up in air. And comes running down the hill* "RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN EVERY ONE!!!!!!" *Grabs bag and starts running* |
I wil run! Away from this topic, it is strange, kind of OK but it it is not worth my attention :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:............
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