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Xavier 02-22-2002 05:05 PM

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Originally posted by MunchOnThis


You mean coz he's the 'prefect' glukkon?:fuzblink:

he's not perfect, if he's perfect he would be GlockStar
He normaly would be perfect later, but he hasn't time enough

MunchOnThis 02-22-2002 05:17 PM

GlockStar? What LuLu is?:fuzblink: You mean Lulu is perfect?:fuzconf:

Xavier 02-22-2002 05:21 PM

Lulu was helped, Molluck is a self-made-glukkon
He did all himself

MunchOnThis 02-22-2002 05:26 PM

Lulu was helped to become a glockstar was he?
By who, I wonder? *scratches head* And yeah Mollock's a self-made gluk, I remember now....

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He had climbed, back stabbed, and plotted his way to the top of the Glukkon business hierarchy.

Xavier 02-22-2002 05:28 PM

LuLu was helped by... Spoiler Abe and Munch.

It's a big part of the Munch's Oddysée game

MunchOnThis 02-22-2002 06:03 PM

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Originally posted by ODDBODD


I fantasise him in a g-string and getting down with... *ahem* i need to go to toilet

A g-string? Unless there's a specially designed g-string for glukkons, how in heck would phleg wear a g-string?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-23-2002 11:58 AM

Oh Baby...
 
Eeew, Mullok sucks! He's not sexzy anymore he's an old fart! Dripik on the other hand *ahem* so sexzy.

Xavier 02-23-2002 03:25 PM

how the hell can a Glukkon be sexy?
You are all wrong=> Slurgs are sexy

ODDBODD 02-23-2002 03:59 PM

slurgs are sexy... but they taste horible.. OOPS TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

*closes all his glukkon porn on then net*

Cool Paramite 02-23-2002 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by ODDBODD
*closes all his glukkon porn on then net*
Unless there are gay glukkons, that wouldn't excist, since there are no females (except for the queen.)

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-23-2002 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Xavier
how the hell can a Glukkon be sexy?
You are all wrong=> Slurgs are sexy

Glukkons are sexzy..why?....because they have alot of....

MOOLAAAHHH!!! DINERO! CHA-CHING! CASH! DOUGH!

MunchOnThis 02-23-2002 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by ODDBODD
slurgs are sexy... but they taste horible.. OOPS TOO MUCH INFORMATION.

*closes all his glukkon porn on then net*

In what way are slurgs are sexy?

Xavier 02-23-2002 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by MunchOnThis


In what way are slurgs are sexy?

they are pink

ODDBODD 02-24-2002 02:25 AM

pink with wild mawhawks! what a rebel to society

Alcar 02-24-2002 07:47 AM

How do Glukkons wear g-strings?

Well haven't you heard of the new factory on Mudos called 'Dirty Daves Sexy Stuff'?

Custom made for Glukkons, Mudokons, and even Slurgs!

Alcar...:fuzblink:

Xavier 02-24-2002 07:56 AM

I need the adress....
LOL

And did you never think Scrabs have sexy legs?

Alcar 02-24-2002 08:06 AM

This topic has turned into a place for members to express their inner desires for oddworld creatures. Very sick.

But i guess i will contribute again.

Have you seen fleeches in boxers! i could just go over and *cough* what was it I was saying?

Alcar...:fuzblink:

Xavier 02-24-2002 08:41 AM

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Originally posted by Alcar
This topic has turned into a place for members to express their inner desires for oddworld creatures.
We are only joking...
*euh* I was only joking

Yachiro 02-25-2002 12:29 AM

Hahha..this is too funny :D But it's kinda scary thinking about Glukkons being sexy or whatever..most of their bodies is their arms.>_< I voted for Aslik..is that pronounced azlick or asslick?

One, Two, Middlesboogie 02-25-2002 03:10 PM

It's 'Azlick'. That's how Dripik prounouces it when he says 'screw you Aslik!'

Xavier 02-25-2002 03:49 PM

Aslik come from "Ass Liker"
I think...

MunchOnThis 02-25-2002 06:08 PM

*grin*
 
And I thought Aslik came fom asslick......:D

Tree 02-25-2002 07:05 PM

I've read some forums, but this ones the funniest. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this ones fun to read. I'm at school and I just moved to a other house and My computer and phone isn't up so I can't talk about stuff yet....Ohhh the bells gonna ring BYEEEEEEE!

MunchOnThis 02-25-2002 07:16 PM

Gosh,I didn't think it was that funny, but I argee with you Tree this is funny.....:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Bye Tree!

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-25-2002 07:58 PM

This is like Play Oddworld Boy magazine or something..

Anyways, why think Mullok is hot juicy and sexy? I mean, he's an old stale fart and he's just plain disgusting!

General: Attention! Strip! Strip!

Army sligs: Yes sir! *zipper goes up, down, up down*

General: Atteee-topless!

Yeah, to show their sexy metal legs, if ya know what I mean heheh!;)

Actually, I wonder what general dripik looks like under his suit.

Huge_Bro_Slig 02-25-2002 08:04 PM

brewy
 
i voted brew master yum soulstorm

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-25-2002 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by Yachiro
Hahha..this is too funny :D But it's kinda scary thinking about Glukkons being sexy or whatever..most of their bodies is their arms.>_< I voted for Aslik..is that pronounced azlick or asslick?
Is he know for his great ass lickness in all oddworld?:fuzconf:

Al the Vykker 02-25-2002 08:32 PM

I t is pronounced asslik, on the Magog on the March, I think both Molluck and V.P. Aslik are the best.

MunchOnThis 02-26-2002 04:28 PM

It still looks like 'that old fart' Mollock is still in the lead......
but Dripik is a close second......:D

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 02-26-2002 09:19 PM

Darn that Mullok!