Ronald MC Donald is soo sexy! *roar* How old is he? 50? Other clowns are just scary!

Ronald McDonald simply frightens everyone.Then he goes to his deep,dark lab and cooks little children into hamburgers. (completely untrue).Ha.Haha.Ronald is just a scary clown,but he's not dumb when it comes to mass murder.

Unfortunatly Ronald was simply created to frighten everyone...and cook peeps into hamburgers. Ronald McD is just an embrrassement to the whole Maccy D's mascot groupy thing.

*shrudders* Oh well....I think he's older than 50, maybe 50,000 yrs old. True, other clowns are scarier. To be honest there are scarier things the Ron isn't there? *grins*

A guy I used to be friends with stole the Ronald McDonald off the bench outside his local Macca's. He got the big "M" sign off the roof the night after too. They're sitting in his room right now! Humorous at the time.

Heres a good horror movie for ya. Imagine thousands upon thousands of Ronald McDonalds taking over the world! Ahahahaha! hehe!:lol::lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh dear God
 

Put it this way - that advert where 'Simple Simon' makes a McDonald's hamburger with 100% pure beef and a pinch of salt: they got the ingrediants the wrong way wrong and forgot to mention the fat and offal.

I hate McDonald's so much (people who read the Onion topic will be splitting their sides). There was a program on telly about how the employees put disgusting things in the meals. I didn't see it myself, but it sounds right.

My cousin works for McDonald's. Strangely, he's had the job for a month, which is a record for him. I retch everytime he says 'I cooked the food'. There's two maor mistakes in that small quote.

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Hasn't that already happened...? ;) Well, nearly.

Ugh, too true...

Nothing wrong with a good bit of rainforest cattle toenail-clippings and ears and other-waste-products, hey...

I admit the food is good,
but no mecey with animals?
YOU SUCK MCIDIOTS!

he is a very evil man, one time i asked him for extra salt and he put pickles on my fries, a nother time i asked for peper and he jumped up and down and than sat down and eat all my food :mad:
my life was never the same

Of course he's a dictator! The whole frigging country is named after him- it's called Ronald McDonald land, for god's sake! His rise to power most likely came in a series of bloody coups, as he heartlessly slaughtered Wendy and that stupid kid in a wheelchair from Burger king. I find Ronald McDonald akin to Sauron from Tolkienn, and somebody should definately grind him to bits and feed him to other clowns. THen there would be no more disturbing yellow harelequinn laughing maniacally as he dropped coagulated meat-like patties down our raw aching gullets in the baking sun.

AGGGGGGGGGH!!

That would be terrible!!!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!

*runs out screaming*

*cue: dramatic music*

Nah only kidding.

I could see it now:

1000's of Ron's running around singing: "Do you like the way your Mum fills your tum.."

I however would roast them all into Big Macs.....*grins manically*