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Danny 12-25-2001 08:10 PM

If it's a Macdonald's Beefburger, however, it probably contains less actual meat that a bucketful of sprouts...

At last, I've found a Pot-smoking Left-Wing Vegetarian Ally... ;)

[ December 25, 2001: Message edited by: Rettick ]

Oddsville 12-25-2001 09:01 PM

1. How old are you?
Well at the moment I am 15 and will be sixteen next Aug 25

2. What is your sex?
Male

3. Do you drink coffee/tea?
Mostly tea, sometimes coffee
4. Do you smoke cigarettes?
Nope

5. Do you smoke marijuana, if so how often?
Never done it.

6. Do you drink alcohol, if so how often?
Never done that either.

7. Do you use any other non-prescription drugs? If so, name them.
Non that I can think of.

8. Describe your typical social outing.
Well lots of people like me and everyone thinks Im a nice guy. Im also pretty shy, and usally try to be funny when around friends.

9. What is your religion?
Christian

10. Do you believe in evolution, if not why not?
Yes I do belive in evolution, people always say god works in strange ways, right? Well I belive that this is one of his strange ways of doing things.

11. Are you a vegetarian, if not why not?
Nope

12. What is your sexual orientation?
Strait as a cow...(Not quite sure what that means?0

13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right?
Don't wanna get into Pollitics.

14. Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
Have no Idea what this one means.

15. What is one word that describes you best?
Kind


[ December 25, 2001: Message edited by: Oddsville ]

Danny 12-25-2001 09:40 PM

:

Originally posted by Sydney:
I've found [Cannabis] to be quite harmless besides the increased risk of lung cancer.
As a matter of fact, Cannabis has now been proven to actually reduce the risk of lung cancer, as well as removing Tar buildups from Tobacco. The only side-effect that Cannabis is now thought by scientists to have is the temporary one of drying the throat and lungs out, which is easily alleviated by using a Pipe or Bong instead of rolling joints... [I always use a pipe, as joints make me feel slightly ill...]

Laernu 12-25-2001 11:48 PM

1. How old are you? 15

2. What is your sex? Male

3. Do you drink coffee/tea? Neither

4. Do you smoke cigarettes? Nope

5. Do you smoke marijuana, if so how often? I don't smoke it

6. Do you drink alcohol, if so how often? I don't drink unless it's at a party.

7. Do you use any other non-prescription drugs? If so, name them. - I took Tylenol yesterday...lol

8. Describe your typical social outing.
Typical, eh? Going to the local pizza place, stirring up some trouble with the management, then strutting my stuff at the town circle.

9. What is your religion?
Christian

10. Do you believe in evolution, if not why not?
Yeah, I guess I do.

11. Are you a vegetarian, if not why not?
I HATE vegetables, but i'm not about to call myself better because I eat meat.

Well, actually, carrots and corn are real good :)

12. What is your sexual orientation?
Straight

13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right?
Say what?

14. Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
Uhh...can I have a Lifeline?

15. What is one word that describes you best
Smartass

[ December 25, 2001: Message edited by: Glock Superstar ]

Eibu 12-26-2001 03:02 AM

1. 18
2. All Man!
3. I drink both coffee and Asian Tea
4. Cigs are disgusting and expensive

5. Not yet, but if the mood ever moves me...
6. Yes, L33t b33r. Whenever (not all the time)
7. Not that dumb
8. Imagine CKY/Jackass with less skateboards and more video games
9. I believe in myself
10. Hell Yes! I WANT MY TAIL BACK!!
11. Well I would be if they tasted like meat
12. It's my duty to please that Female booty
13. I want to form a new party called the "Common Sense Party" but it will never be.
14. Sometimes you feel like a nut...
15. Nice.

Sydney 12-26-2001 10:48 PM

:

Originally posted by Rettick:
Cannabis has now been proven to actually reduce the risk of lung cancer, as well as removing Tar buildups from Tobacco. The only side-effect that Cannabis is now thought by scientists to have is the temporary one of drying the throat and lungs out, which is easily alleviated by using a Pipe or Bong instead of rolling joints.
Ahh, that's wonderful news. I've also heard that it induces paranoia, depression and insomnia in rare individuals. I've only read about this, not having experienced it, nor knowing anyone who has.

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-26-2001 10:55 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sydney:
[b]Here's a brief questionnaire that might help us get to know each other better. Be honest, but feel free not to answer a question or two if you'd rather keep certain details to yourself. Here we go:

1. How old are you?
16

2. What is your sex?
female

3. Do you drink coffee/tea?
tea, with malt liquor on the side! :D j/k

4. Do you smoke cigarettes?
candy ones. Real smoking is not sexy and or attractive

5. Do you smoke marijuana, if so how often?
It's nasty

6. Do you drink alcohol, if so how often?
Use to, but it's nasty

7. Do you use any other non-prescription drugs? If so, name them.
I take riddlin! :D LOL j/k


8. Describe your typical social outing.
I tend to be ditzy

9. What is your religion?

Everyone knows that

10. Do you believe in evolution, if not why not?
No, for many reasons

11. Are you a vegetarian, if not why not?

No, I can't eat just vegetables and fruit, makes me take a dump all the time! I love sweets!

12. What is your sexual orientation?
Um, I love men.

13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right?
Left maybe I guess.


14. Are you an extrovert or an introvert?Maybe, maybe not

15. What is one word that describes you best?
Sexy

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

Gluk Schmuck 12-26-2001 11:29 PM

:

Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR:
13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right?
Left maybe I guess.

Oh, I wish. Actually, I don't, you're more fun this way.
You're my little far-right-fundamentalist-faschist play-thing.
*is about to hug Pinky but decides she might have far-right-fundamentalist-faschist germs*
Ick...

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-26-2001 11:54 PM

:

Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck:
Oh, I wish. Actually, I don't, you're more fun this way.
You're my little far-right-fundamentalist-faschist play-thing.
*is about to hug Pinky but decides she might have far-right-fundamentalist-faschist germs*
Ick...


Wants to kiss gluk, but might have arrogant doggish bisexual atheist oreo minded-germs, yulk! Eewie, germs, eew!

Danny 12-26-2001 11:58 PM

*kisses Glukk* I want those Germs! :D

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-27-2001 12:03 AM

*slips belching pill in gluk's soda*

There, Mwahahahahaha! Now where even!

Gluk Schmuck 12-27-2001 12:12 AM

:

Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR:

Wants to kiss gluk, but might have arrogant doggish bisexual atheist oreo minded-germs, yulk! Eewie, germs, eew!

Getting personal, are we?

Sorry, I seem to have made a mistake in my last post...
Where I said "far-right-fundamentalist-faschist," what I meant was,
"far-right-ego-centric-morally deviant-hetrosexual-creationist-fundamentalist-Christian-omnivore-faschist"

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: Gluk Schmuck ]

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-27-2001 12:25 AM

*Drinks last drop of mountain dew* *Burp* Aaaaaagh! That's sooo refreshing!

You explained it Just like my personality Gluk! :D Except egotistic, fits more like yours. *licks fingers*

Danny 12-27-2001 12:50 AM

:

Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR:
Just like my personality Gluk! :D Except egotistic
So you admit to being a Far-Right, Morally Deviant, Heterosexual, Fundamentalist Fascist, then? Ah well, admitting your problems is the first step towards ridding yourself of them...

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-27-2001 12:53 AM

Huh, like you ever admit your problems. You expect us to admit our problems and want to correct our problems and you don't even correct your your self. Take the stick out of your eye first before you tell me to take out mines.

Now excuse me, I have a college paper to write.

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

Danny 12-27-2001 12:58 AM

My problems:
  • I am shy
  • I lack confidence
  • I am not very fit
  • I occasionally lack tact
There, nothing I haven't said before!

Gluk Schmuck 12-27-2001 01:02 AM

:

Originally posted by Rettick:
*kisses Glukk* I want those Germs! :D
*kisses Rettick back*
[thinking]Do you have any germs I want?
Probably not...[/thinking]
*is still kissing Rettick*


While we're admitting problems...
I'm shy
I'm not always tactful :D
I tolerate right-winged faschists to the extent that I'm occasionally polite to them (not in RL, if I found someone was a right-winged fashist I'd keep as much distance between me and them as possibble)

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: Gluk Schmuck ]

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-27-2001 01:06 AM

Eeew, stop having cybersex and being sexy and gay in front of me. *walks away slowing, not interuppting Gluk and his lover*

I mean, we have children here!

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

Danny 12-27-2001 01:08 AM

Oh, lighten up, Pinky! *goes back to kissing*

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-27-2001 01:10 AM

Well atleast have some breath asures in your mouth mister!

Edit: Besides *Tries not to barf* I'm eating here!

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: PinkHaired Mudokon CWR ]

Gluk Schmuck 12-27-2001 01:20 AM

:

Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR:
Eeew, stop having cybersex and being sexy and gay in front of me. *walks away slowing, not interuppting Gluk and his lover*

I mean, we have children here!

So you also want to censor things which will not hurt them in anyway and which happens all the time on and off line? Tisk tisk

You called us sexy! I didn't know you were into that kind of thing with you being crazy and all...

*gets back to something far more important, kissing*

[ December 26, 2001: Message edited by: Gluk Schmuck ]

NeWsKiLLz 12-27-2001 08:10 AM

1. How old are you?
18
2. What is your sex?
male
3. Do you drink coffee/tea?
nope
4. Do you smoke cigarettes?
nah
5. Do you smoke marijuana, if so how often?
sometimes.. but only with friends
6. Do you drink alcohol, if so how often?
same as last question
7. Do you use any other non-prescription drugs? If so, name them.
extacy, heroin, coke, acid, speed, oxy contin ...those are all the drugs i donot do
8. Describe your typical social outing.
chillin
9. What is your religion?
umm i dont gots one
10. Do you believe in evolution, if not why not?
I dunno.. makes sense i guess
11. Are you a vegetarian, if not why not?
no .. cause i like real food
12. What is your sexual orientation?
Ladies Love
13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right?
political? whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
14. Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
maybe im dumb but i dunno what the hell that means .. think i was cutting class when the teacher taught us that one
15. What is one word that describes you best?
perplexing

Cool Paramite 12-27-2001 03:43 PM

1. How old are you? 13 years.

2. What is your sex? Male.

3. Do you drink coffee/tea? Tea. Warm at breakfast and cold at dinner (No, not ice tea. The tea that was left after breakfast. Having been in the fridge untill dinner.)

4. Do you smoke cigarettes? No. And I never want to.

5. Do you smoke marijuana, if so how often? No.

6. Do you drink alcohol, if so how often? I don't drink alchohol.

7. Do you use any other non-prescription drugs? If so, name them. No!

8. Describe your typical social outing. Joking. The whole day long. Having completely other opinions than everyone else.

9. What is your religion? Christian.

10. Do you believe in evolution, if not why not? Yep.

11. Are you a vegetarian, if not why not? Not.

12. What is your sexual orientation? Hetrosexual.

13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right? I always forgot what left and right is.... in both politics and directions :D

14. Are you an extrovert or an introvert? A WHAT or a WHAT?

15. What is one word that describes you best? Crazy. Funny. Oh no, that were two words....

[ December 27, 2001: Message edited by: Cool Paramite ]

Fazerina 12-27-2001 05:13 PM

I just love these..

1.How old are you?
-17

2.What is your sex?
-female

3.Do you drink coffee or tee?
-noup. hot water with honey is yam.. :D

4.Do you smoke cigarettes?
-noup. *yack*

5.Do you smoke marijuana?
-noup. smoked some grass once.. you now.. really grass.. :D

6.Do you drink alcohol, if so how often?
-of course I do! what a dumb guestion..
in parties and a couple ciders after sauna..

7.Do you use any other non-prescription drugs?
-noup.

8.Describe your typical social outing.
-What social outing...

9.What is your religion?
-don't have one.

10.Do you believe in evolution?
-yes.

11.Are you a vegetarian, if not why not.
-Would like to be, but aint.

12.What is your sexual orientation?
-What a word.. I like men.

13.Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right?
-don't have one.

14.Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
-definitely an introvert.

15.What is one word that describes you best?
-oddball

TheBlueScrab 12-27-2001 05:43 PM

1.15 but soon 16

2.female

3.Sometimes i drink coffee and sometimes i drink tea.

4.Yeah, but just sometimes

5.lol..no i don´t smoke marijuana

6.I drink not very often alcohol only on Parties.

7.no

8.I like to go to the disco to the cinema and go out with friends.

9.Evangelical

10.yeah

11.no, because you don´t get friends with sala-ad*sings*..bwahahaha

12.straight

13.neither

14.an extrovert

15.hmmm..clever, beautiful and humorous...lol j/k

Ok, that´s it!

TBS

[ December 27, 2001: Message edited by: TheBlueScrab ]

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-27-2001 06:38 PM

:

Originally posted by Rettick:
No you're not; there's no such thing - you either eat meat or you don't...

No, you can be half..omnivore..duh!

Melvin:squeeking paramite 12-28-2001 02:27 AM

Wow, was this disturbing... I've decided to edit it so you all don't have to read my pathetic answers... Lucky you...

abe22 12-28-2001 02:49 AM

1. How old are you? 15

2. What is your sex? Female

3. Do you drink coffee/tea? I drink tea sometimes I also like the smell of coffee but I don't like the taste.

4. Do you smoke cigarettes? No

5. Do you smoke marijuana, if so how often? No

6. Do you drink alcohol, if so how often?
sometimes

7. Do you use any other non-prescription drugs? If so, name them. No

8. Describe your typical social outing.
Shopping with friends going out to tea and the movies.

9. What is your religion?
I did believe in God but now I am not sure

10. Do you believe in evolution, if not why not? Yes it is a very good theory

11. Are you a vegetarian, if not why not?
No I love meat

12. What is your sexual orientation? Straight

13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right? left

14. Are you an extrovert or an introvert?
extrovert

15. What is one word that describes you best?
fashionable

abe333 12-28-2001 05:51 AM

1. How old are you? 13

2. What is your sex? male

3. Do you drink coffee/tea? tea

4. Do you smoke cigarettes? no

5. Do you smoke marijuana, if so how often? no, but once early this year.

6. Do you drink alcohol, if so how often? no

7. Do you use any other non-prescription drugs? If so, name them. no

8. Describe your typical social outing. i dunno

9. What is your religion? none

10. Do you believe in evolution, if not why not? whaa?

11. Are you a vegetarian, if not why not? no

12. What is your sexual orientation? straight

13. Would you describe your political persuasion as left or right? whaa?

14. Are you an extrovert or an introvert? huh?

15. What is one word that describes you best? ****ed!

Gluk Schmuck 12-28-2001 10:26 AM

:

Originally posted by Rettick:
you either eat meat or you don't...

:

Originally posted by PinkHaired Mudokon CWR:
No, you can be half..omnivore..duh!
If you are an omnivore then you eat both meat and non-meat, therefore you eat meat.