I'm straight but have no probs with gays bis or lesbians.

I'm sure nobody has a problem with them. Look at the gay and lez matigra! They have PARADES to celebrate them.

I have a Shrine dedicated to Graham Norton!!
And Brian!! So has anyone heard of "Residents" the TV prog...thats quite amusing. Has anyone heard of "Queer as Folk" or seen it?

Yeah, that logo "God made Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve is used alot. I think it came from the talk show Ricki lake and Jenny Jones and Jerry Springer. But i can't get over the lesbian at my sleepover incident! :eek:. It did'nt happen so long ago. *pant* *pant* I shall ne-vah! Sleep *pant* Over *pant* *pant* Again!!!!!! Bwahahahahhaah!!!!

Blue, sex is delightful? LOL!!! I think it's delightful during marriage. I could wait...tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.......

Wot actually happened @ the Sleep over Pink?
That "Motto" if ya can call it that (Adam and Eve one) Is quite tacky, couldn't they come up with a better one?

Also this is a example of how trustworthy i am...2 of my friend have told me they are Gay 'n' Bi b4 telling n e 1 else. HOW SWEET!
Every one has to go "Awwww" now...ok...every reply u post has to have the word "Awwww" in...otherwise i will sing..MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!

There'z like a song that sings about what Rettick was talking about. The str8's pretending to be Gay so they can get girlz. Its by Blood Hound Gang but it does compare to what Rettick was saying!

"If your ass is a Chinese restaurant I'll have the poo-poo platter"

"My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
I just wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
Scoring with a super model would be easy
Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonomous with 'super dumb'
Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks

Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks dig guys that are
Queer guys that don't dig
Chicks that don't dig guys like me
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
And I don't shave my heiny
Don't shave my heiny
See I'm not queer I'm too ugly"

Blood Hound Gang can be offensive but their songs do amaze me!

Yo, dont mean to be anoyin but little kids
could be readin this ya know? :eek:

oh Oddbodd, do please tell us about the problems you have with religion! i feel like a good row...

apparrently, that Adam and Steve thing originated when a bunch of strange gay people tried to write their own version of the bible, in which god did indeed make Adam and Steve. or so i'm told...

most of my mother's friends are lesbians, and most of them are quite nice people. apart from my mother's friends, i only personally know 4 [maybe 6] openly gay or bisexual people.

My cousin's wife has lesbian friends but We think she's sleeping with them because He found one like hiding under his bed. The sleepover? Well, I went to my friend's sleep over. And she had like an foreign exchange student from Spain, whic was a girl and she didi not know english that well. We partied and she kept looking at me like sexily, and I was like "Ew, what are you looking at? Are you gay?" . And then we were like sleeping, and I grabbed my friends baseball bat incase she tried some funny stuff on me. And I told her, "Go to bed!" (Everyone was sleeping except us to, she was looking around and crap) She said "Yo no lo puedo entender" (I can't understand you) and I like watched her, and then I feel asleep. I woke up an hour later, and guess who was in my sleeping bad trying to feel me!!!!!!!!! AAAGGHHHHHHHH!!!! :eek:

Oryon: Awwwww (BTW: i actually said "Awwwww", before i read the bit telling me to say that)

Petrified Paramite: i'm glad you're so concerned...but i don't beleive this sort of thing should be censored at all (IMHO)...anyway, if the kids are that little, they won't be able to read it (nevermind understand it)
sorry if that sounded nasty (it wasn't meant to be)...but if someone is old enough to understand this, they're old enough to read it...

Pinky: in the word of helen (from Big Brother): OH MY GOD!!!

WoW...so wot did u do. I bet u loved it!
You should of enjoyed the Experience. If a lad did that to me...i would be like "OMG" but i wunt like do crazy on him and beat him to death wiv a basball bat. I would be like "Dont move, he cant see me if i dont move!"

No Oryon, I grabbed a glass of lemonade and allowed her to dig in my pants and enjoyed it :rolleyes:, of course of was scared! I shoved her out of the sleeping bag, she was trying to grab me down, and she covered my mouth, she was like an ape on crakc, oddbodd would relate.

But I slapped her to get off me and kicked her because she was trying to put her body weight on me, and I woke up my friends.

AAAHHHHHH!!! pinky i feel sorry for you!

That was half the story want me tell you the whole thing or something?

no thanks. i might have nightmares.

hey, pinky, you should be flattered that she was interested in you. even before i realised i was bi, i would still have been flattered if a guy had come on to me, i'd just have politely turned him down. course, now i probably wouldn't turn him down, but the sentiment still stands. i would never be scared if anyone came onto me, even if they were really ugly [and i consider almost everyone beautiful, so they'd have to be REALLY ugly...]. i'd just turn them down nicely, with no baseball bats involved... :D

tell us the rest of the story...

I would b flattered as well...but that seems like she was trying 2 rape her. Coming on2 sum 1 is were you stop when rejected...putting your hand over the peeps mouth and putting your weight on them while tuching them is rape.

sorry, i hadn't read it thoroughly, and i missed that bit, but even so, pinky says she picked up the baseball bat when the other girl was only looking at her funnily.

did you know that a woman forcing another woman to have sex is not legally rape, and there is no law against it? legally, rape is only rape if committed by a man, against a woman or another man. it is not legally possible for a woman to commit rape [although she could be done for sexual assault].

I'm just bicurious. I have no probs with straits, gays, and lesbies! ;)

Thats true Rett. Plus if a woman raped a man the man wunt exactly scream for help. More like sit back and say "Bring it on bitch"
Imagine that th0...being raped by a fit blonde, Double D and Slim...*Shudders* Any way...move away from my sexual fantasies.
But imagine if u were asleep and she came and rode u like a wild stal...errr...i'll jus' stop here and press "Add Reply"

hmm... i just thought... if women thought the same way about sex that men did, there would be no such thing as rape...

Rape would jus' be like bondage with some one you dint kn0 basically. But then again women are cleverer and dont like to be f*cked til they bleed...where as a man...

New Subject, Wud/Have u come out 2 ur parents. If so how did they react. If not how do u think they'll react?

Man, no offence or anything but from what I've read on this topic its a bit sick.

Oh and I don't mind gays, bi's, lezo's etc.
As long as they stay at least 2,867,983,000 metres away from me its ok.

they haven't asked me...they should be ok with it...

I'm straight myself, but I have no qualms against those of other sexualities.

Naxos...are you a homophobe? Cos if you are why would Gayz/Lesbianz wanna come on2 you?
By the smell of it your str8 scum...