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Abe's son 11-25-2001 08:50 PM

LoL!null

One, Two, Middlesboogie 11-26-2001 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Black Dragon:
TF: Glukkons? Ick....
Heh... 'twill be a chilly day in hell before you catch me saying that!

Rex Tirano 11-26-2001 03:47 PM

Lol! 1,2 make me on! Plz!
And Mullok your Sig is slowing down my computor! Get rid of it!

Pilot 11-27-2001 01:51 AM

Woah! You're right. I would never say any of that. I'm going to be bold for a moment if I may, and in the interest of freshening up this thread, maybe we ought to think also of what NON-Oddworld Forums members might say. Besides, I can't think of what anybody here wouldn't say... I've got a couple:

Sherry McKenna: "Let's all go out for some frosty chocolate swirls."

George W. Bush: "I reckon we oughta high tail it out of that there Afganee-stan."

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: Pilot ]

oddite4456 11-27-2001 02:22 AM

Here, I thought of a few...

Oddbodd:SoBe is a very respectable company who truly deserves a place in the Oddworld Universe. So I'm reopening my site as the #1 SoBe fan site!

Any of the moderators: Everybody! Let's have a SPAM party!

Me: I got over Oddworld. The truth is, I hate the whole thing. Let's all burn our Oddworld games and related merchendise and put viruses on Oddworld.com!

Dark Hood:Steel Shark rules!

Sexy Slig: Sligs are utterly repulsive!

One, Two, Middlesboogie: Actually, I have more to say about that...(see banner)

Capri:[insert post without pink-floaty-things]

Alector: Look! I drew a pic of Abe, Munch, Lorne, and a fuzzle burning in hell!

Xavior: Better than "The Daily Dec-" Aww, screw it. The Daily Deception's better, OK?

I'll stop wasting space now. Someone else's turn...

[ November 28, 2001: Message edited by: oddite4456 ]

Melvin:squeeking paramite 11-27-2001 02:43 AM

More, I need more!
Rettick:
Hmm... who are my two favorite members? Steel Shark and Pinky.

Dark Hood:
Great news! I got a job working at that big company next door!

Alector:
I don't like the Blue Scrab any more!

Statikk HDM:
I have no problem with homosexuality.

Daniel Brown:
Lay off Pinky, you guys!

Pinky:
Me? A christian? Where the hell did you that idea?

Oddbodd:
The capslock is my least favorite key.

Alector and TBS:
We've decided to give up comic books.

Oddbodd or Pinky:
The bible is so boring..

Rettick:
From now on, I will only allow extremely powerful, magical non-oddworld characters into the RPG.

Abe's son:
Rettick is the best mod on the forums, no doubt!

FuzzyFuzzle:
I have recently traded my robo-suit in for a gun to shoot those nasty fuzzles with...

Abe Babe:
Abe is my least favorite character in the oddworld games, but i love killing mudokons with him!

That's all I can think of at the moment... I love these, middlesboogie! (I hope no one is offended, though... it's all in good fun! :) )

Gluk Schmuck 11-27-2001 10:35 AM

Pinky:
1. I have an A* in A-level English.
2. I understand.

Alector 11-27-2001 10:57 AM

:

Originally posted by oddite4456:
Alector: Look! I drew a pic of Abe, Munch, Lorne, and a fuzzle burning in hell!
hmmmm....good picture idea :D...LOL J/K!!!

Freaky LA "Vampires are so boring, i'll eat vegetables only!

TheBlueScrab "I want freakyLA as my friend!"

Rettick "I don't like the RPG's anymore!"

Danny 11-27-2001 07:43 PM

A slight correction: You don't get A*s at A-level; A is the highest possible grade...

Those were very good, Mel. Very original - A few of these are getting just a wee bit repetative...

EDIT: Looking back on this, it sounded pretty sarcastic, so I thought I'd better clarify - I really did think yours were original, Mel, I wasn't just being sarcastic. It's some of the others that are getting a little old...

[ November 27, 2001: Message edited by: Rettick ]

Joe the Intern 11-27-2001 10:41 PM

Hehe. Very good guys! I've got a couple of my own.

Pinky: I've decided to join a religious cult.

Melvin: I've decided that I love soccer.

Dark Hood: I hate goats. I've decided to buy a few walruses.

Someone may make one for me if you wish. ;)

[ November 27, 2001: Message edited by: Joe the Intern ]

FuzzyFuzzle 11-28-2001 12:35 AM

Hmm...a couple more I thought of...

Mel: I thought I'd put on a puppet show for all the cute little kids around the neighboorhood. It has pixies and lolipops and magical dragons!

Drag: [insert anything but *grin*]

Teal: I've decided to sell all my colored pencils and invest in some good old-fashioned crayons.

Melvin:squeeking paramite 11-28-2001 01:35 AM

*Chases FuzzyFuzzle around with a Punch puppet* Yesss.... *drags FF behind a puppet stage as his tormented screams echo throughout the forums and Mr. Punch screams, "That's the way to do it!"
Oh, yes, back on topic.. thanks for the compliment, Rett... Yes, some are getting a bit old... but I have more, that I think are unused.
Joe the intern:
I love my sister more than any thing in the world...
Dark Hood:
Mmm, Capricorn tasted great!
Gluk Schmuck:
Plagiarism? That's the lowest form of flattery!

Uh... sorry, Gluk, I couldn't resist...

Rettick:
But I loved the jokes in AE!
Me:
Well, Mr. Punch made great firewood yesterday.
Dragadon:
Writer's block is a wonderful feeling!

I think I'm becoming obsessed with these. :O

General Drippik 11-28-2001 06:19 AM

Melvin: All signatures should live forever and have a fortunate life!

Gluk Schmuck 11-28-2001 05:56 PM

:

Originally posted by Joe the Intern:
Pinky: I've decided to join a religious cult.
You mean she hasn't already?

Lorne: Nah, i don't want that money.
Alf: [insert sensible answer to question here]

OK then Dan,
Pinky: I have an A in A-level English.

Pyscene: I like Dragadon!


Melvin: squeeking paramite: That was so flattering, Gluk Schmuck, doing a spin-off of my idea.
(ditto)

[ November 28, 2001: Message edited by: Gluk Schmuck ]

One, Two, Middlesboogie 01-14-2002 04:17 PM

Rex Tirano persuaded me to resuurect this topic. I think I'll take up Pilot's idea and come up with some non-OF ones:

Keith Flint: I'm a firestopper, a twisted firestopper!

Jason Rubin: We've decided to dump the Jak & Daxter series, which, let's face it, is utter pants, and reclaim our license to Crash Bandicoot.

staff of Walt Disney: Hey! Why don't we come up with a film that actually sticks to the storyline of the book it's based on?

Phil & Josh Hartnoll: We're staying with Ffrr Records.

Gluk Schmuck 01-14-2002 07:00 PM

SEGA: We are confident that our new console will be a complete success

Middlesboogie:
1. WE3SE? That's easy to get a hold of!
2. I've decided to sell all my copies of WipEout!
3. I don't want that horrid WipEout Fusion, I can't belive Sony are allowing it on its console!

Dubya: I like fainting, I do!
(think Helen from Big Brother 2, UK)

A Helen/Dubya hybrid would be an interesting conbination...

SeaRex 01-14-2002 07:51 PM

:

Originally posted by Gluk Schmuck:
SEGA: We are confident that our new console will be a complete success
Ooooh... that is cold, my friend... Might as well have a laugh about it.

Joe the Intern 01-14-2002 09:04 PM

Any site that reviews games: We believe that Kabuki Warriors is THE BEST game for the Xbox. The gameplay, graphics, and storyline are all superbly done!

Disgruntled Intern 01-14-2002 10:32 PM

as i have nothing witty or clever to say about any of you, i shall ask that you do for me what i can't do for you....in other words
do me, do me!!!

[ January 14, 2002: Message edited by: Disgruntled Intern ]

Robin 05-21-2002 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by Sydney


Mr.Donut: "God bless America."



God Bless America ;) .

Sl'askia 05-21-2002 12:25 AM

Wheee!!!! (yes old topic...but why not? *grin*)

Pinky and Statikk: religion is dumb...Evolution rules!

Mel: Peep is my favorite word...

Teal: Ugh...foxes...kill them all!

Veggians on the board: *drooling* sttteeeeaaakkkkk.....

Darn...I can't think of anymore....

mitsur 05-21-2002 01:33 AM

What will I never say?

TheKhanzumer 05-21-2002 01:58 AM

Me (TheKhanzumer):
Sorry, I don't have any idea what the answer of that Oddworld question is. Not even a good theory.

Max the Mug:
I don't know either.

Jacob 05-21-2002 09:24 AM

Halo man: [Insert immensly clever remark and theories to the universe here]

Danny: Ugh...gayz, i hate them all. Why cant the world be full of Townies!!

MunchOnThis 05-21-2002 10:59 AM

Me: Cheese?? Yuk!! From now on my diet consists of loo-roll...

Munchman: That Micheal Myers man sucks!!! I'll throw all those brainwashing videos in the bins.

Can't think of anymore...yet. I'm thinking.....


-Tea:D

pinkgoth2 05-21-2002 05:35 PM

Danny: Capitalism is the best economic solution

Me: Communism is the best economic solution

Me: I agree with Danny!

Me (still): I have accepted Jesus as my lord and saviour and will now go pray.

Me (yes...): "God: Nietzsche is dead"

Everyone on the board: [insert anything but personal flames here]

Me: Apollo440 sucks and Destiny's Child rules! [... that hurts my eyes to even see it...]

Me: Noko? Who's that?

;) heheh, I just know myself best. I don't claim to know anyone here on the board well enough to pick something they'd never say, though it was too tempting with Danny and with the "everyone" generalization, seeing how easily you guys will tear each other to virtual shreds.


- TyA

munchman 05-21-2002 10:32 PM

Me: i Hate Halloween!

MunchOnThis: im not adding on to my story Speacial no more, that would be bad

MojoMan: i think Game Cube is better than Xbox
*has any one seen Mojoman?????*

Mojo 05-22-2002 07:24 AM

Me & Pinkgoth2: WE HATE SCRABS!! SCRABS SUCK @$$! POWER TO THE PARAMITES!!!

Xavier 05-22-2002 11:16 AM

Lorne: In fact I did all this only for Money, MONEY!
Sydney: It's okay to kill animals!
:fuzvamp:

pinkgoth2 05-22-2002 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by AlphaScrab
Me & Pinkgoth2: WE HATE SCRABS!! SCRABS SUCK @$$! POWER TO THE PARAMITES!!!
Heheheh, indeed, well put. How could I forget to mention that? But you're right of course. However, I will now have to sic my butterflies on you for mentioning it, even if it was a joke... ;) mwahahaha...

Our point has been made, Oddworld Forums. Do not taunt us :D *laughing*


- TyA