Also why would you start a new life
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how the fuck does 'going to another plane of existence' or reincarnation for that matter make sense? of course it fucking doesn't. it's not supposed to make sense, it's supposed to be incomprehensible to the human mind because it's removing all barriers until there's no physicality left, including yourself. the brain can't deal with that, and it certainly can't understand the idea of 'moving' to a different universe or whatever where everything is different, including physics and the very matter that makes up that universe. everything you know would be useless because everything has changed. entering a bizarre new plane and trying to operate there would be like learning how to speak Russian at the same time as learning how to fly a jet at the same time as having a fucking shave at the same time as walking the dog and having a shit and whistling God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen while fucking your wife with one arm tied behind your back. upside down. without oxygen. blindfolded. whilst in excrutiating pain. and doing all those things for the first time ever in your life. except it's nothing like that because what the fuck there is no comparison all we know is the one universe around us DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW? OPEN YOUR FUCKING MINDS |
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what if when you die you become a teapot gotcha didnt thing of that did you ha |
There's a thing about unscientific ideas:
They don't work. |
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if you zipped to another fucking 'reality' none of that shit would matter. do you really think you'd just go to another place like our universe and be all like "oh look, there's a planet. and there's a squirrel. and that looks like a dog but with three legs and the head of a crocodile. cool. that's cool."? you arrive there and immediately scratch your own fucking eyes out and then proceed to eat yourself because that's how you thought you were meant to breath there. IT ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE FUCKING LOGICAL VARROK THAT'S WHY I SAID IT WAS INCOMPREHENSIBLE VARROK VARROK YOU'VE GOTTA UNDERSTAND ME MAN EXPLAIN REINCARNATION TO ME THEN GIVE ME YUR FUCKING WONDERFUL SCIENTIFIC THEORY ON THAT THE POINT IS IT'S NOT SUPOSED TO BE 'POSSIBLE' THE OINT IS IT'S SUPPOSED OH FUCVK OFF MAN I CAN'T BE ARSED EXPLAINING THIS WHATEFER TELL YOU WHAT, AN ALTERNATE REALITY WOULD BE LIKE MOVING TO GERMANY. BELIEVE THAT. THAT PSOBABLY FITS INTO YOUR LOGIC DEPARTMENT WITHIN YOUR BRAIN RATHER NICELTY. AN ALTERNATE REALITY WOULD BE LIKE GERMANY. WHAT AN EXCITING IMAGINATION YOU HAVE |
Wishful thinking does not make it actually happen.
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okay varrok. good boy. you dun gud. you are now a nasa scientist. you passed the test.
also who the fuck said i wanted to be chased by giant grumbling mushroom-like entities? how is that fuckign wishful thinking my friend? |
wtf are you on about ma that sounds hot af
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MA no you must be wrong you pleb your dialectial ability is shit what are you even thinking having opinions like some sort of intellectual who do you think you are let me show you some statistics on why you're wrong idiot there's no god there's nothing you are stupid for suggesting you have a worldview that varies from the consensus idiot man why do you say these things I am morally and physically superior to you
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You fuckin' KNOW IT, WANKER.
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You guys are funny
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i have no idea what that means. either you mean NASA monkeys would never believe this shit (obviously) because they're not superstitious - even though superstition has absolutely sweet fuck all to do with the possibility of alternate realities - or you're saying you would never qualify for NASA because yu're too superstitious.
i'll go with my MIGHTY LOGIC ORGAN OF DEATH and believe the former, because im obviously smrt being lojical ans shit. |
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I mean, isn't there a growing consensus amongst physicists that there are an infinite number of alternate universes anyway? Pretty sure there is even a quantum state that's like simultaneously existing and not existing.
I mean hell, it's almost certain that energy can decay into subordinate forms that then self-annihilate BACK to energy without even fucking breaking the laws of conservation of energy. Fuck knows what could exist in the regions of space-time that we don't know about. |
Nope. That's a hypothesis. And they don't mean it in a "when you die you go to another reality with freaking mushrooms" way.
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It's a hypothesis. There's minimal evidence, not that there isn't any at all.
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right thanks for agreeing with me? unless now you're disagreeing with yourself in order to carry on with whatever it is we're doing here, in which case, i don't know? this is getting too heavy for me man maybe therre's another me in an alternate universe that's like really fucking smart or whatever and has six wives and a jaguar e-type and a bent impotent dick maybe man. maybe. i fucking hope so. |
what the fuck is going on
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what about time itself? it's proven you can 'slow down' time by using speed, and the pyramids are so heavy they actually slow down time around them. that's like absolutely fucking insane and almost makes it viable to think that time travel might be possible at some point. so like, what's the fucking problem? if time is that bizarre, why not other shit? after remembering some shit i heard regarding time and blackholes i just tried to look up the relative information to check it's correct and whether someone who is pulled into one would ever actually fully pass through from their perspective, but after reading various longwinded fucking articles that never really answered my question at all like the typical eggheads they are i actually spotted a comment someone made on one site which said: :
black fucking holes. you will never, ever actually get dragged completely into a black hole because there will be a point where time stops for you and you will be at that point forever, never moving towards or away from it, just there frozen for all eternity. but at the same time apparantly if you were watching the person get drawn into the blackhole from Earth or something a safe distance away, you will see them go through the black hole so from your perception time didn't 'stop' for them and they passed completely through and are now gone, and time continues for the rest of us. that makes no fucking sense either yet it's like what boffins in labcoats working on plasma engines talk about in the 'scientific community' during lunch (god help us). so why is all that shit perfectly logical but alternate realities and the like are "superstitious bigotry" you strange organism? how does that work out? and i give up with the 'time stopping before you pass completely through a blackhole' thing so if it's bullshit then whatever but i'm pretty fucking sure it isn't. there might be conflicting opinions on it but i can't be arsed to trawl through all that shit just to find they haven't actually answered the fucking question again i have better things to do porn |
He didn't say there was no possibility, just that it's a superstition, like God is. There's not ZERO chance of it existing, but so far there's no evidence that it does.
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False until proven true.
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This thread went in a very unexpected direction.
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don't give me that shit man. :
NO. FALSE UNTIL PROVEN TRUE. GOOD DAY, SIR. I HAVE TRAITORS TO EXECUTE. GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT shut the fuck up you pompous cunt. i'm not going to prove anything to you, especially when you're being such a fucking armchair-theoretical-fucking-physicist and talking like i owe you an explanation. shove it up your fucking tight arse you overentitled cunt. seriously. |
Varrok's upset because NASA never replied to his fan mail when he was a wee tot.
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Sorry that you found my response lacking, MA
But hey, at least it was true and not bullshit any high person could pull out of their ass. :
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ok you fucking fetid stain carry on sir :
thanks for explaining that to me, my dear good sweet precious friend. now, replace your fucking stinking uppity highfuckinghorse attitude with the stark and terrifying reality that YOU HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WHICH BECAME EVIDENT WHEN YOU ASKED ME TO PROVE THE EXISTENCE OF A FUCKING ALTERNATE DIMENSION LLOL BUT YOU STILL THINK YOU SOUND RATHER CLEVER SO EVERY CLOUD AHARHARHAR pretty good for someone that isn't actually, like, a physicist. i know i'm not either but holy fucking bejesus at least i don't try to sound like one. like saying FALSE UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY, END OF DISCUSSION. what the fuck am i supposed to say to that Varrok you fucking idiotic bellcheese? you really want me to fucking prove the existence of an alternate reality to you? on OWF? like, how the fuck do i even do that? can i do it by just browsing shit on the web like you do or will i have to actually get off my fucking arse and do something? because if it's the latter fuck that that's the equivalent of you slapping shit into your ears and singing "NO IT'S FALSE NONE OF IT IS REAL GO AWAY I DON'T BELIEVE YOU LA DI DAAAA PROVE IT PROVE IT". well, SOME THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T PROVE VARROK. ESPECIALLY WHEN CONCERNING THE NATURE AND FABRIC OF THE UNIVERSE ITSELF YOU FUCKING LUNATIC SORRY I LEFT MY FUCKING HADRON COLLIDER IN MY OTHER JACKET AT HOME I'LL BRING IT LATER suck my rank fucking peni you braindead fucking lobotomised automaton. delusions of grandeur, ahoy! you're a fucking joke to me, my friend. |