You wouldn't get close enough. You wouldn't even see them until they pounced on you from nowhere and were ripping your throat out. They will smell and hear you before you see them and guns add to your scent and visibility.

You wouldn't need to get close enough. Do you know what a gun is?

and i guess they'll come swinging through the trees on ropes dressed like fucking ninjas and armed with samurai swords and blow darts and doing vietnamese double backflips and shit man you talk fucking complete wannnnnnnnnnnnnkkkkkkk

they just came outta the trees man

they just came outta nowhere

you don't know man

you weren't there

FOUR LEGS GOOOD

TWO LEGS BAAAD

etc

Sit down Guillemot, you're giving us wolfaboos a bad rep.

♫ I keep the wolf from the door, But he calls me up ... ♫