Enjoy your infraction.
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that was so real ;_;
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I need ghost writers.
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Wow, turns out when people report posts I still get emails!
Anyway, after spending the entire duration of this song trying to remember how to delete posts, I deleted all the spammy spam. Guys, be nice. He ain't wurf it MA! Vlam, don't let yourself be baited by trollishness. There are too many trolls on t'internet for you to let them bother you. Now as long as you're all nice I won't have to log back in for another three years. Toodles! |
At least until I finish my RP write-up and drag you back in here to get my license...
Wonderful chapter, Vlam. Very gripping. |
We should all report posts whenever we want Splat to appear
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The Splat-Signal?
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http://i.imgur.com/CXQt8PD.png
We need you whenever the janitor forgets to do his job and doesn't clean the damn searchlight. |
THE SPLAT KNIGHT RISES!
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Shouldn't we stand in a circle and say "Splat!" in unison three times to summon him?
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Let's talk about my art, now.
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Good idea. Let's get this back on topic. (Also, you have to stand between two mirrors.)
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Splat, who is your favorite character so far?
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You should kill more characters off because that's usually a sign of a well written story.
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Like in the comic books. They kill characters and ressurect them 5 issues later, so they could kill them again
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I don't read much fan fiction. But this is fan fiction.
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Dear fans,
draw your favorite character! |
LOL these entries are great, my character has become such a whimp! Hope EVP manages to stop crying and start getting on top of things!
Looking forward to more entries! I'll try draw something later and put it up. |
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I received this fanart. |
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Varrokski was on Shayde the elum. He began to stop running. They were currently in the desert, near Necrum Mines.
-Are you lost, Shayde? Shayde stopped completely. Varrokski figured out what was the problem: -Oh, no... You've never played Abe's Exoddus, do you? A potoo was watching them. -Damn... Wait a minute. Is that Abe leading all 300 muds across the desert?! *** A new threat appeared. The mudokon of eastern Mudos was in fact a Mudovampire! I could notice his fangs. I was pointing my gun at him. Scrabaniac the oktigi knew he was in danger. He was giving a persuasive speech: -Albino, you're not a recolored slig. Punkcrash, you could become a Big-Bro slig. Nepstock, don't you want the freedom of barking? I can make it happen. FAsescu, I could put an end to the speciesism ideology. We were all convinced. Havok the grubb started to talk: -You see, he can give us hopes! We are searching for a Vykker who could cure him. Punkcrash immediately responds: -Sure, we know one. Follow us.:) We were all heading back to the city. I was bored. I began by asking: -Well how come Abe was able to possess at the beginning of Oddysee? -The whole point is that Abe is the only slave who has that power. -Yeah, I always figured it was just because Abe was getting "better at it" in one way or another, and was able to possess more creatures as a result. -Mudokons aren't aware that they can chant. Abe only finds out he can chant in Monsaic lines. -But canonically Abe rescues every Mudokon in RuptureFarms. How can he do that if he didn’t know how to chant until after he escaped? -Or, you know, the gameplay could not be canonical, because it's a game and merely a way of representing of a story. -That's such a stupid way of looking at it. If the gameplay isn't canonical, then what the fuck is? I don't even really understand your point. Are you saying the game isn't canonical to itself? -chill, yo. -Apologies for all the swearz. Long day... The wall appears to be finished, unlike the wall skin! We saw a Mudokon of eastern Mudos. He was pretty effeminate. While dancing, he said: -ЄДНІСТЬ це любов! Punkcrash shot him. FAsescu was shocked. He said: -But all he said was "UNITY is love"! A Mudokon wearing sunglasses was furious. He seems to be the one in charge. What happened to STW? He yelled at us: -ALLAHU VLAMBAR! Punkcrash and Nepstock are my mortal enemies! Lier like this Punkcrash deserve anything but poopy poop on his hands. Nepstock, lier and racist who pretends to be always very 100% right at things! Both of you are in dire need of soul. Got get them, germichlgboulg and ravkarorgeforg! End of chapter 5. |
YES I FINALLY MADE ALLAHU VLAMBAR A THING!
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[Flashback]
I remember years ago, working at RuptureFarms. It was during Molluck's day off. Some of us were at Alf's brew. Dr. SB was drunk. He said: -Alf, whatever Albino would like. -A SoulStorm Brew, of course! He continued his conversation with STW: -As far as I'm concerned reproduction is just a part of sexual urge. We might not have sex just to reproduce, but it's still a biproduct of sex, so in this context, they are one and the same since we don't actually know the intricacies of the super species reproductive cycles (and I doubt it's ever going to get more in detail than this happens, that happens, then babies). -You know though, to have queens, there have to be 'male' mudokons/ gluks/ sligs, so maybe we'd find out about drone mudokons or something?? Dr. SB, now sleeping on the bar counter, was like a sponge that absorbs alcohol. 3 sligs were lying on the floor. One of them was a drunk Punkcrash before his conversion. STW said to him: -Punkcrash, I have a dream. A world where we could all get along. Why not equality between species? Hey Varrokski, pick up the empty bottles, now! Varrokski and Captain the Mudokon (the one wearing sunglasses) were pretending to sweep the floor behind the counter. Punkcrash managed to say, before falling asleep: -Nepstock... Boy, don't mix pills with alcohol... STW said to me, before leaving: -Chap, I've got work to do, see ya! I slumped over the counter. Abe said to Alf: -Hello! Follow me! -Hi! Okay! Varrokski was upset: Abe seems to ignore him. "Wait for me!", he said. It was too late. The door closed after Alf's escape. I could hear Molluck's assistant, EVP_Glukkon, saying: You blue bastard! Da gonna chop you up for causing all dem problems for Momma Glukkon! Who da hell you think you are messing with the Cartel HUH? You blue piece of &$%@! Punkcrash was now awake. He was panicking. He vowed to give up the drinking. He might get executed. It's time to find a scapegoat: Captain the mudokon. Punkcrash and Nepstock were beating the crap out of him. Captain fainted. Abe managed to shut down RuptureFarms. All signs indicated it was time for us to get out of here. Punkcrash locked him in a closet. Captain was alone in the dark. He promised to take revenge, one day. End of chapter 6. |
I liked when the glukkon was tired that time in the begining can we get some closure on that
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I hope he got some rest
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Vlam stop making them talk about their feelings all the time odeworl isn't a soap opera and add more explosions or something
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But oddworld is about emotions. At least AE was.
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LOL! I gotta post more nonsense around here to keep my character going, been absent for awhile doin' stuff.
Great stuff Vlam! |
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Excellent chapter Vlam! The potoo is pleased. |
I like this story a lot. We should work together on a novel, vlam. It would be amazing.
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