My body is a temple.

I'd probably smoke pot if I wasn't a woodwind player. Shit's bag for the lungs.

I somewhat envy wind instrument players. It must be hell of an excercise for a diaphragm

I honestly can't say if it does anything to strengthen the diaphragm - the flute wouldn't do much though - but it's an exercise in control for sure.

I wish I had a tuba for practice.

Neighbours would hate me. I mean, if only I managed to make a sound from it.

true, but i was referring to the toxic homemade variant of Desomorphine, Krokodil. Krokodil is particularly bad. i'd say it's one of the worst drugs on the planet.

An artist's recreation of how it feels after using this:

http://i.imgur.com/RDdHGbK.jpg

C'mon man, why would you post that explicit shit

I thought we all agreed to let that die.

And I thought Varrok's meme was forced.

I'll have you know my may-may is hilarious.

That's some sick maymays

what was that abe meme thing called? i was gonna link the thread but i can't remember.

i remember we had fun with that.

The funny fact is it has no name. It's simply "An Abe Meme"

found it

on the topic of drugs, i'm stoned!

i enjoy getting high more than getting drunk, although that's a different kind of buzz. it's cheaper for me too. if i can spare the cash, i can make £20 worth of decent weed last over four days. if i go down the pub to see old mates it costs me £30-£40 for one night (that's why i almost never go down the pub anymore). drinking cans of cider at home would cost me £8 for one night (still more expensive). you can see why i choose green, although i admit i might have a slight dependence on drugs. it's a release, for me.

i can't really do bong hits though. do you ever smoke spliffs or is it purely the bong? i prefer spliffs.

It did have a name though. "A fanart" It was hilarious. Best time I'd ever had on this forum, really.

He should make more fan arts

I haven't smoked from a bong except maybe once with my brother backstage with the members of Black Dahlia Murder (I'm a cool cat) they'd made like a pipe out of a hollowed out apple. Prefer spliffs all in all though.

My preference is a bong because--as a surveyor--I'm a stingy fuck looking to maximise the efficiency of smoking weed. Anecdotally I find that you can inhale more smoke with a bong, especially if it has a long neck because you avoid any leakage you'd get with a blunt. That being said when I'm with friends I never use a water pipe.

Man where the fuck is Mr. Bungle, we need him to weigh in.

I've never used a bong. I've tried joints and a pipe, and didn't like them because they're too harsh on my throat. I now have a PAX2 and it's super nice and easy to use.

Do you do it like... Properly? As in, pull it into your mouth before you inhale? Probably a stupid question but lot of people I know who say it burns their throat actually turned out to just be straight-up inhaling it.

Weak, bypass the mouth, get it in yer. The water stops it cutting you're throat to ribbons better than any blunt. Either put more water in, or you just have schwag.

by the way, did you enjoy the weed using that PAX2 thing?

I smoke out of a bowl because I am incredibly poor, and pot lasts a lot longer this way. I only have to buy an eighth every two to three months, smoking every night after the kids are in bed. Once I run out, we start scraping the bowl for resin, and that can last a week or so.

Sometimes I take paracetamol when I don't even have a headache or anything.

Living on the edge, man.

Pfft. Paracetamol is for pussies.

I use Ibuprofen.

I was cleaning my house once using a bunch of cleaning supplies such as different sprays, and accidentally took a huge-ass whiff and breathed a ton of it in. Had a pretty bad headache for the rest of the night.

Yup.

I first smoked weed during my last year of highschool. A friend gave me a small baggie (I have no idea how much was in there) but I smoked it all in the bathroom before hopping in the shower (I didn't want my brother to smell it, even though now I realise it was probably obvious).

Half way through my shower I remember starting to cough my lungs out. But the more I coughed, the less I could feel my throat. At this point I started freaking out thinking I was dying before I realised I was high. I started giggling uncontrollably and raced out of the shower and spent the rest of the night walking around the house trying to do every day things but forgetting half way through what I was doing. It was not a very productive night, but heaps of fun.

I smoke cigarettes often and smoke weed whenever I can spare the money (which is almost never).