Will you be speedrunning your first time? :tard:

Fair enough I guess. I'm the minority.

Done it a few times. It's okay, I guess. Nothing all that special. Nothing that outweighs the ickyness of clean up, or how bad I always feel once it's over. Personally, I don't really enjoy sex unless the person I'm having sex with is able to orgasm. If I feel like I have to apologize once it's over, I typically don't feel good about it.

You've grown as a person. Congratulations!

And, yes, I agree. I've never quite understood why women say yes to anal sex. Actually, as of three days ago I do understand it. But it's true that it wouldn't be enough to bring me to orgasm without contact with... other bits.

I never understand why men ever want to do this to women. I get that it's gonna be tighter and it's like a "forbidden zone" but they have a perfectly good vagina there. Why would you pass it up for the potentially messier and more awkward option?

Why even have sex at all? Not having sex is the less messy and less awkward option.

Because sex, for a lot of people, turns into an exploration of possibilities. Especially when you're together for a long time and not having sex with other people you have to explore new things in the bedroom to keep things fresh. The same old routine over and over gets boring really quick for both parties.

This works just as well without the sarcasm.

I dated a girl for a bit who claimed to legitimately like it. But there was always tearing, even with lube, and when it's over, and you're staring at your cock with bits of poo, and blood on it, it's just really hard to feel okay with what you just did.

I did it once with Steph. We were drunk, and I was in a weird mood, and I asked for it, and then, of course, blood, and poop, and shame. So, I'll never ask for that again. Sex should be fun for both people.

Oh I'm perfectly aware of this. But the way some men go on about it make it sound like the most enjoyable experience in the world without actually understanding what it involves.

I personally don't understand the appeal, I very much dislike the idea of splitting my missus in two and lots of shit on me cawk.

You're right. Less risk of transmitting disease. It's the safest option.

Not to mention the most boring.

These quotes clearly indicate the problem, too many people think anal sex is just a matter of applying lube and sliding it in like vaginal sex. Anal sex is something that should be extensively prepared. Proper cleaning and stretching is mandatory, or you will get issues like OANST and STM describe. It can be a very pleasurable experience for both parties but it requires some research, preparation and a lot of time. Especially a first time is something you should ideally spend multiple hours on.

I ain't researching or stretching shit. Literally and figuratively. Too much trouble. Little to no gain. Vaginas and mouths work just fine.

Plus you have to watch what you eat before you do it... and that's just effort like.

I agree with the honourable gentlemen above.

I rate these last few posts disgusting/10.

It's okay. I also shroud my envy in disgust.

I shroud OANST with things he is disgusted by...

Florida Georgie Line CD's?

You could literally say the same thing about not doing anal sex. Some people find it more interesting, and find vaginal sex too boring.

Very true. Plus, if you take pictures afterwards, you can show people to back up your claims of having a big black cock.

I... what?

The big part was a stretch, huh?

Is having a black dick while being of a caucasian skin color considered a sign of bad health?

Seeing as I take hormones that make everything decrease in size, yeah I'd fucking say so.

Shit just got real, folks. Shit just got real.

I dunno, I still think we're all being too vanilla here.

This thread right now

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