Yes. There will also be grief counseling.

You monster.

Hey guys, remember when we wrote that special OWF edition of Still Alive in that random welcome thread?
Those were the good days. People used to post back then.

This is somewhat irrelevant, I was wondering how you got your name, Varrok. Whenever I see "Varrok" I think of Varrock from Runescape.

I'm pretty sure about 200 different people have made that exact same post over the years.

Now, now... you and I both know that's not the full story. How about the Spaniardgod12 rest of the story?

I think it's time to remove the plural 's' in that phrase.

You're real clever. However, you're missing another key chapter in the story.

Obviously. That's why I asked.

You can send me a PM if you prefer to discuss it privately.

Hey if it's that easy maybe I should tell you what my secret is~

As long as you haven't secretly been a multi of Abe619 all along, feel free to tell me anything.

I make no promises about keeping your secret, mind.

It's not from Runescape.

"I am not a city from Runescape! I am a free man"

On all levels except for physical Varrok is a city.

It flatters me that you guys think that I'm much more valuable than a single person.

A whole city.... Damn, maaan. Feels good.

On only a physical level, Varrok is a city.

I hope that means a good thing.

It means you're fat, bitch.

Yeah, OANST finally revealed himself as my second account.

I think we all revealed ourselves as your second account at one point.

It felt almost like we were one big cit...

...


wait, now it all makes sense!

Did it get the fuck out yet?

Darn, I hate those... rational people.

It's for the best. I wouldn't wish this on anyone.

We should get a big sign on the front page that reads "QUARANTINED BY ORDER OF THE INTERNET"

We are no longer quarantined, I can google Oddworld Forums. Outbreak!

We have a level 5 containment breach. Repeat, level five containment breach. Deploy countermeasures: excessive trolling and massive spam.

May Nate have mercy on our posting privileges.

Sup.

U sure these are countermeasures?

I don't know. We never planned for this. An oversight, I'm sure. I'll bring it up in the Employee Lounge during the next meeting.

Googling Oddworld Forums was never the problem. Other keywords, on the other hand...

Did somebody say...

ZOOPHILIA