He got you, cunt?

Mr. Molluck only plays games that were spontaneously generated.

Is that the step above procedural generation?

It's the theory classical philosophers used to paper over awkward biology questions.

"Sometimes stuff just turns up, y'know?"

Wow is this what you call "being mean"?... Christ it's like a fucking playground.

Does that mean I get to whip out the everything-proof shield again.

I'd say it was dusty but it's dustproof so there.

To explain all humour out of an already mediocre joke, Mr. Molluck was saying that he can't cheat in a game that was "made up". All games are invented by somebody, yet Mr. Molluck was treating them as an exception, so we can only assume that most of the games he plays were never made up by anyone i.e. they magically appeared of their own accord.

god

Yeah but do I get to use my everything-proof shield.

God mod!

I think I left my unstoppable bullets at home.