And this is why you're obnoxious.

Okay : D

You should neg-rep me again.

Also if you wanna do smileys without stretching them you can disable graphic ones in miscellaneous options. :D

Nah, I think this face looks funnier when you stretch it : D

: D

Those things aren't mutually exclusive, you know.

Well I wasn't trying to be nasty.

Come on guys! 2014! Fresh start, let's all love each other and shit!

Orgies all round!

I won't make love to a shit!

Ew shit orgies

It ain't the new year yet (over here anyways.) So we can save the shit orgies for a later time. For now, just be preparing your shits.

Job is gonna fit right in just fine.

Can we please stop talking about sex and shit? I've had enough of it for this year already.

Maybe we should make a thread for it.

So Nate you never did tell us

Did you shit on him

I did not.

This may be the best thing I have read all day.

Really?

You need to read more.

i find it slightly unnerving that our stupid antics are being viewed by an 'audience' almost, with regular lurkers and shit. that's just

i don't know. i'm just going to lock all the doors and windows.

Hey there new guy/gal/whatever the hell are you. Enjoy your stay, blah blah, etc etc...
I'm too old for this shit...Also, listen to STM, he's pretty wise. Just like this guy:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lctut4yDSK1qa0woi.jpg

This guy has The Answer.

So that's what happened to Cadbury.

I'm so wise I may as well be the Buddha.

(inb4 fat joke)

YEAH, YOU SURE ARE FAT ENOUGH TO BE THE BUDDHA AHAHAH HAHA HAwait

what god-awful tats. fucking prison-style or something.

Inked with a rusty spoon and a jar of pruno.

Wow, I didn't realize how much of this stuff I miss while I'm at school. Also, who the hell is STM?

Whatever the hell you are would probably describe me best.

STM = Scrabtrapman

That makes enough sense for me to feel stupid. I swear I'm not usually this stupid.

He's lying. LYING I TELL YOU.