Scissors, cell phone, and Denzel Washington.

I think i'd be alright.

Scissors, computer mouse, Avatar Aang.

Between my primary weapon actually being weaponizable and my friend being the master of all four bending styles you'd think I'd do alright. But all my other friends are dead and the world is ending so after a little zombie killing fun I'd probably use the scissors to off myself.

you could bless those zombies with the power of goats and wicca.

No no, that's Shaman.

Yeah MA, get it right, god.

hey! he is wiccan!

~Blessed be?

remember?

At least YOU remember me for SOMETHING, MA. I guess I'm touched?
I'll get back to you on how I progress with my goat-powered scissors.

is the pointless shit we remember now forgotten? have we truly become dinosaurs?

i feel so alone

I read War of the Art the other day. Good times.

Coaster, Map of Skyrim, Ted Mosby.

Architect, maybe he could use his architectural skill to build some kind of nice high rise, in which to trap the zombies :I

Laptop, piece of paper and Jerry Seinfeld.


WHATS THE DEAL WITH THAT?!

Well, at least it beats being stuck with George ;)

I would be equipped with a keyboard, backpack, and Dexter. Unless a documentary counts as a show, in which case my companion would be any number of decorated Green Berets from the 20th century. Looks like I'm on bumbling sidekick duty either way.