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Vyrien 07-20-2013 05:11 PM

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stop showing off with your PhD in books and diploma in arguing.


You can easily combat it with your MA in Applied Cuntery.

MA 07-20-2013 05:22 PM

that's top secret information how could you possibly know that

Vyrien 07-20-2013 05:23 PM

I used my cuntometer, it exploded when I quoted your post.

MA 07-20-2013 05:28 PM

that's not the first time a cunt exploded in my presence.

i just hope it's the last.

Varrok 07-21-2013 01:11 AM

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I used my cuntometer, it exploded when I quoted your post.

Is it a device meant exclusively for measuring the length of a vagina? You use some strange toys, Vyrien

Nepsotic 07-21-2013 01:26 AM

Varrock, you wouldn't understand.

MA 07-21-2013 01:36 AM

Nep, you wouldn't understand. Sir Cockleby 'Hairy' Henry Lengthalot IV is here to fix everything.

MeechMunchie 07-21-2013 04:05 AM

what is this i don't even

Nepsotic 07-21-2013 04:22 AM

You don't understand

MA 07-21-2013 05:12 AM

alright guys let's get back on topic, which would be WoF wanting to marry Neil Gaiman.

Wings of Fire 08-22-2013 12:19 PM

I met Neil Gaiman.

I was very nervous and he gave me a hug. Then the media guy there stopped me and said he liked the interaction between us so much that he wanted my permission to put it in a documentary he was shooting.

It was pretty cool.

Bullet Magnet 08-22-2013 12:24 PM

We're counting this as marriage, right? Close enough. Congratulations!

Of course, now you've taken the "Gaiman hugs nervous fan" role in the documentary. The only way the rest of us can get in now is if we kick him in the balls.

Varrok 08-22-2013 01:13 PM

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The only way the rest of us can get in now is if we kick him in the balls.

WoF?

MeechMunchie 08-22-2013 01:28 PM

I'm going to be a dick and point out that Wings actually asked Neil for a hug first. Talking to him later, he said with his fanbase it was generally faster than trying to refuse. Then he drew a bat on my copy of Ocean at the End of the Lane.

Oh yeah, I was there. Joe did indeed buy me cake. He then proceeded to talk about anime at me for a couple of hours.

It was a fun day.

Wings of Fire 08-22-2013 01:48 PM

I also met Meechmunchie and learned a lot about Morrowind. There's a guy who rapes people and that's funny.

MeechMunchie 08-22-2013 01:57 PM

http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:Krazzt

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So Vivec, who had a grain of Ayem's mercy, set about to teach Molag Bal in the ways of belly-magic. They took their spears out and compared them. Vivec bit new words onto the King of Rape's so that it might give more than ruin to the uninitiated. This has since become a forbidden ritual, though people still practice it in secret.

Here is why: The Velothi and demons and monsters that were watching all took out their own spears. There was much biting and the earth became wet. And this was the last laugh of Molag Bal:

'Watch as the earth shall crack, heavy with so much power, that should have been forever unalike!'

There's a hell of a lot of rape in Morrowind, and if you actually intend to play Daggerfall then you'll find that's even worse.

http://images.uesp.net/5/58/Sanguine.gif

Nate 08-23-2013 04:36 AM

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We're counting this as marriage, right? Close enough. Congratulations!

Can't be. I'm meeting his wife (again) in a month.

Bullet Magnet 08-23-2013 08:28 AM

I didn't know Joe had a wife!

Strike Witch 08-23-2013 08:39 AM

How come nobody made a Kneel, gayman joke?

MA 08-23-2013 02:30 PM

why does anime always seem to precede rape? and vice versa?

sounds like it was an enjoyable trip.

MeechMunchie 08-23-2013 03:05 PM

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...IstI5YOh3vFVya

MA 08-25-2013 09:38 AM

everytime you click this thread, i shoot a weeaboo.

MeechMunchie 08-25-2013 11:33 AM

http://pbfcomics.com/archive_b/PBF071-Weeaboo.gif

Wings of Fire 08-25-2013 12:28 PM

Enough of that.

OANST 08-28-2013 09:10 AM

You're so kawaii when you're angry.