Wow, someone’s ticked off.

By the way, I’m taking notes so I can better piss you all off.

Watch it you.

Ah, you clocked my pun!

This whole thing is getting more second hand by the minute.

Face it, you knew this was going to happen.

I get ticked off when I get confused with someone who actually gives a shit.

Oh and pigeons, I can't be bothered with their shit...literally.

Do you guys get the impression that it is trying to troll us?

Forgive it, father. It knows not what it does.

It puts the lotion in the basket.

It does the hokey pokey. It turns itself about.

It shoves the handle of my hammer up its anyuus.

I have several things that I can share, but I can't remember all of them at the moment. One of them is that I'm uncomfortable around mascot characters. I'm not creeped out by them, they just make me feel weird. I also don't eat vegetables. I keep trying to try new ones, but my gag reflex kicks in the moment they're in my mouth. That's why my diet consists mainly of fruit. I can't stand being near wet/food garbage, I just start gagging uncontrollably.

You guys just forgot aboot the cunt weekend, didn't you? I'm dissapointed...

My ex had the same problem.

I am your ex. I was your ex the whole time, and you didn't even know it.

My face does this weird twitchy shit, although luckily it mostly happens when I'm alone.

I have this habbit of cracking My neck, especially when I get angry. It's really loud.too, and My neck actually hurts now, but I can't stop doing it.

coffee, roll ups, bud, beer, microwave meals and crossword books. also something to focus my mind on like future goals, otherwise i just meander about, browsing and not living.

i suppose that's what makes me tick.

EDIT: as for things that get under my skin, i suppose everything has it's turn with me. one moment i can be shouting at the kettle and the next i'm fighting with the net curtains. everything and anything can get under my skin, and my natural reaction towards all of it is HATE FUELLED CRUSHING RAGE

Tea, drugs, more tea, Dark Souls, the upcoming Dark Souls 2, lifting, (for a period) whiskey, you, your mother and music. I'm fairly easy going and it's not hard to find me in a good mood as long as I have my daily binge of tea. My sense of humor allows me to laugh at pretty much anything which is a fucking useful gift sometimes.

Weed, soda and music.

Also seconding Ridg3's thing about sense of humour. It's what keeps me sane.

most celebrities, teenage girls, obnoxious children, overpriced stores, rich snobs, instagram, fifa games and more!

I'm still not sure what the point of this thread is.

I can't help but feel that Jordan's post was meant for the Pet Peeves thread.

The title + OP combination throws me off.

I have no idea what would be a proper, on-topic post for this thread.

There's a topic?

STM broke the system.

I am the system damn it.

Meh.

*closes*