Bit late to the party, arse face.

I don't visit the forum on the weekend!

Oh, so now I'm not important enough to speak to on a weekend? I think it's time we stopped these games, OANST.

Actually, I was too busy having sex with my girlfriend to wish you a happy birthday. That, and I didn't care.

Well...

mean.

Yeah, OANST only goes on OWF when he has work he should be doing.

Doesn't everyone?

This is true.

And yet you don't post whilst sexing your wife. Hypocrite! Hypocrisy! Hypocaust! Hippocratic!

Hyperbole! Hypophora! Hydrophobia!

I was going to tell you all to get on topic, then I realized this was a birthday thread.

I'm so tired

Happy birthday Chlamydia.

Come on, WoF. Don't be an RPA.

what's an RPA?

Royal Prince Albert.


Yeah, WoF - stop piercing yourself through people's penises!

always said that man was sharp. with his diploma in arguing.

Recently Promoted Arsehole

Right Pain in the Arse
Ripe Pony Ass
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Rhetorical Pocket Abacus

Rad Piece of Ass

All of you, get out of my birthday thread. Trashing up the place with your existing and what not.

BRB, guys. Just gonna go get myself some sweet RPA.

Cram it, equiphile.

I bet your parties are great.

in other words, "wank".

just making sure you all got that.

okay? okay.

EDIT: MM U 2 QUIK 4 ME NOW

GODDAMN IT

Crank actually. (Cry/wank)
Or clop.

i wonder if it's possible to orgasm whilst actually crying?

i'm inclined to believe it would mostly be role-play.

On a depressing note, I'm sure many rape victims could attest to this being the case.

It's really hard for girls to cum though.
I've heard.

It's entirely possible to orgasm while actually crying

I can attest to this

Oh god no. People. Ugh.

I imagine that the brain would find it pretty hard to do both because of the conflicting emotional responses and shit.

Only one person to ask!

Better hope hedj doesn't see this.

I was actually thinking of Nexy initially, then I realised she abandoned us and cried a bit.