Ohhhh, I've done some rotten shit. Nothing I care to tell you people about.

OANST is 2cool4us

True.

I did something similar to Meech once, but by accident.

And when I had long hair at around 13ish, I looked like a girl so i'd get straight guys on Chatroulette to do things for me. Pretty creepy and manipulative but I regret nothing.

For a second I thought you were suggesting that I'd done that second thing.

For a second I interpreted that first sentence that Josh hit MM in the face once, by accident.

It was archaeology. We were looking for whatever was there.

Don't worry, you're not alone in doing that.

The looks on their faces when they realized I had a dick was priceless

I generally forget all the bad deeds I do, but I know I've made a fair few. My sister insists that I once poured about a full carton of milk on her head, but I deny pouring the whole thing. Then there was another time where I and my friend were getting stuff from a vending machine, and he realized that not only was there already credit in the machine, there was even a cookie stuck in the receiving bit. He took advantage of the extra credit, and snatched the cookie. After he ate the cookie, two girls came back, looked at the vending machine and said "No way! Somebody took it and the money!"

Me and my friend were sitting right next to the vending machine, but it was a crowded area, so we weren't suspected.

I also took a cup full of quarters I found in an arcade once. And it was a lot of quarters.

I can't really think of other bad shit I've done in my time right now.

I've killed a lot of people, some girls in an apartment uptown, some homeless people, five or ten, some old faggot with a dog last week, I killed some girl with a chainsaw. I guess I killed twenty people, maybe forty. I have tapes of a lot of it, I even ... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little.

Hmm, I guess I haven't done very much ethically shady stuff, I've broken a number of laws but meh. I would say the thing that I feel the worst about in recent times (I'm talking the last 12 months) would be making my brother and my mum cry on separate occasions. We patched things up immediately after both times but it still hurts me to think I did that.

At least you didn't punch a girl in the face.

I was absolutely horrible to one of my closest friends in primary school. After months of me being a dick we finally just stopped talking and then she completely withdrew socially and hardly ever talked to anyone, even once we got to highschool.

The worst part is that I only realised how terrible this was recently.

Oh shit, you're just fucking evil!

I've never done anything bad, just some things that might be construed as unacceptable.

yeah. done some bad stuff. i'm not stupid enough to post them here, though.

I thought you meant "NOT stupid enough". Well, if you are, post it

i did mean not stupid enough. my fucking useless eyes.

stupid

fuck you

Back to topic:

I called somebody stupid. Geez, that's lame.

The worst thing I've ever done was put a quote at the end of a post.

you were BORN

Isn't that rather the worst thing *somebody's mom* could do?

Oooh he got you goooood MA.

but i'm my own mother?

I stole someone's cookie in secondary school after they got kicked out of the canteen for being a twat. I still don't know how I got convinced into doing this because I'm not a thief by nature. :I

Oh, I've killed a hamster and kicked several guys in the nadgers. The hamster was my cousin's and I was quite young and thought it would be a good idea to play football with a hamster ball with a hamster in it, and thought the hamster would be quite well entertained by this. And the guys had it coming, they were being cunts.

I also downloaded a bunch of things illegally, have done graffiti, and bitched behind the back of the amateur production director of the Les Mis run I was in. I did apologise for that last one though, and it was mostly out of frustration and not knowing why I was being dicked about mic-wise. Not like I needed a mic. I have sizeable lungs and enough control to make good use of them.

Lady I like the way you think

I deleted my sister's animal crossing save that probably had like 500 hours put into it because she smashed my K'Nex structure with an 18 gallon water bottle. Also, it was Christmas.

I used to burn things a lot. Just little things, old mattresses in the drive shed, piles of hay in the barn. Campfires in the middle of a scrub field. When I was ten or eleven years old I used to stuff leafs into plastic bottles and set it alight, pretty stupid I know. Well one time I set it on fire and it flared up really good and dripped molten plastic all over my leg. I still have a pretty ugly bundle of scars from that.

Burning stuff is fun.