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Anything Silent Hill after 4 (or arguably 3) is utter shit. Not even worth discussing.
As for the new Evil Dead movie, I will contribute to the hate parade by mentioning that Diablo Cody wrote the fucking screenplay. Would somebody please strangle that cunt? Her very existence sickens me. |
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Shattered Memories wasn't bad, and Downpour was ten times better than Homecoming, which WAS utter shit.
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Wasn't Shattered Memories just a remake of the first though? So of course it's going to be at least passable. I do like that the enemies in SH:SM change appearance depending on how you play, and I also like that they went the Amnesia route and made the monsters unkillable. I guess that was damage control for making Homecoming a fucking shoot 'em up.
Downpour was a fucking joke. The entire atmosphere felt more like The Suffering or RE than Silent Hill. The art direction was beyond garbage, and you can tell the developers ran out of ideas long ago. Also this. Fucking this. http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphoto...04489443_n.jpg Also, just so I'm not totally going off-topic, the new Silent Hill movie looks stupid. However, they're being as upfront about it's stupidity as possible, so at least I know what I'm in for if I decide to see it. |
Thats too bad. I thought the first one was kind of good.
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Hey, Mr. Bungle? Could you go drive yourself to a Taco Bell parking lot for me?
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What? I thought it was a decent horror movie.
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I seriously don't think it was. The movie itself was pretty uninteresting and the story was completely...blah. Seriously, there's no other word I could describe better the movie than "blah". But hey, whatever floats your boat, man.
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Not promising you'll like it, though. Just that you might like it more than other superhero movies. |
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Haven't seen it. Don't intend to.
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The Silent Hill film was the best videogame movie, no doubt. And yes, Silent Hill: Book of Memories makes me want to kill somebody, it looks horrible.
Downpour was nowhere near as bad as you make it out to be, the best thing about it was the characters. |
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Like Sekto, I don't see the appeal of superhero films. I don't see the appeal for superheroes generally. I find the whole idea really fucking boring. I watched Taken on the television the other night. It was shit, to be honest, and I feel no compulsion to see no. 2, as much as I like some of Liam Neeson's acting. |
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Go ahead and judge me. I love the Super Mario Bros movie, perhaps because I don't like the games and the movie did it's damnest to be everything the games aren't. :
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So... is he a plumber in it?
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Of course he is. The basics are all still there, it's just they took all the color, magic, and LSD-fueled nonsense of the games and turned it into a drab, sinister, Bladerunner-esque kind of world. Fans of the games were so butthurt, which only made me like the movie more.
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I actually like that movie. Not because I'm a fan of Super Mario, which I'm not, although I enjoy some of it's titles, but it has a place in my heart. Maybe because I was a kid, maybe because something in it struck me, I dunno, but I like that movie.
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3.../94459_gal.jpg Seriously, fuck Konami. The Pyramid Head should have stayed only on SH2, yet they still exist consequent games. |
Pyramid Head was a manifestation of James' guilt and sexual frustration, why they keep adding him in is beyond me.
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Fangirls.
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Pyramid Head is Silent Hill's mascot now. The new developers are pretty upfront about not giving a shit about the original lore, and they kind of just throw in whatever they think will help it sell.
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But they are a much less interesting sub genre. I also don't care for super hero movies. I liked the new Batman movies, but wasn't really interested in anything else.
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Sure, but his reasons listed for disliking them you could put onto any fantasy or scifi film ever. I know I've met many people who dislike them because "they just aren't real bro", which is what I gathered from Sekto's post.
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I mean, so did I but I didn't think you would. |
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I did. HA
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