Phylum approached him from behind, so he couldn't see

There's a gay joke in there somewhere.

Gay people go blind.....from all the....all the butt sex.

Keep trying.

They go blind from AIDS. Gay AIDS. That effects the eyesight. Straight AIDS doesn't.

Straight AIDS is a myth perpetrated by the elitist liberal media.

So only gay people can go blind from AIDS? Because they're gay?

Fascinating.

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Are you going to discuss this at your new whites-only club?

You guys and your WASPisms.

What happened to the old one, any why does nobody inform me of such things?

Because you're a Slav?

Also, I just realised that OANST said "perpetrated" when it really should have been "perpetuated".

NO YOU D:<

No. I meant perpetrated. Like they created the myth, and forced it upon us. Not that they have continued, and popularized it.

I think "perpetrate" only really works with other verbs. All the synonyms are basically "do". You can't "do" an abstract noun.

That's what she said.

But the meaning of perpetrate is "to be responsible for." I think you can be responsible for an abstract noun.

I define it as "commit, carry out, do". To the dictionaries!

I will concede that many perpetratable acts are abstract nouns, however - theft, murder etc.

I still think that works. They "carried out" a mission of misinformation which caused us to believe that straight people can get AIDS.

It's beginning to sound like I'm actually arguing that straight people can't get AIDS.

Holy crap, he actually asked?