Hello! There's something cool about you, but I can't put my finger on it.

Also damn you M_M! you traitor!

You're just jealous. Want me to make you a Crashpony?

Jealous?! Haven't you heard me go on about how I completely loathe the ponies?

It's because you never had any.

That's not very nice. I'd post the poop version if I could be bothered.

Also, black people. He hate them there black people.

Sup, broseph.

I'm pony now.

Don't know why. I'm a slave to trends.

Not another one!

Join the herd!

No! Never!

*runs away*

You know you want to Chris :)
We have cookies.

I'm surprised we've gone a whole welcome thread without mentioning cocks or lesbians or fanny's. We've insulted the new guy, so at least that traditions still going.

A true tradition that you've known since almost one year ago.

No, about four years actually. Just because I joined last year doesn't mean it was my first visit.

Proof? Well, I know that Crashpunk was quite an annoying poster when he first arrived, now he's ok.
Man, his early posts were funny. GABBITS OWN was a diamond in the rough though. True forum gold. Anyway, what were we discussing?

ok then

EDIT: Actually, I always liked Crashpunk, even if I did not express it at the time.
Actually, there's more than just that I wanted to express here (not relating to CP), but I will bite my tongue, otherwise I may cause offence.

OddjobAbe should have an old pony.

Like an elderly sage that uses the same old birthday greeting.

An old pony would be a horse, as is being attended to in the image accompanying my posts from here on.

Hi, ignore the ponies and enjoy your stay.

Ponies are not young horses. They are their own breed. I can't remember what horse' young is but its not ponies.
My little portal pony is the best

A young horse is a foal.
That does not, however, aid my post's intention, thus the economical handling of fact.

Your avatar stands out from the ponies now, anyway.

You may say that, but we've already had cocks, lesbians and fannies post in this thread.

We're just being polite about it. Especially the dyke.

no, it doesn't work like that newbie. nothing you say can be believed until we've tortured you a little bit.

just a little bit. then everything you say is gospel.

Hey.

Just so you know, this is a gay forum. I just want you to be comfortable with that because some people don't know when they join.

How can forums possess sexuality?

Dont discriminate against gay forums! Dont wanna hurt its feelings!

That's the right answer.

I'm starting to see a strange trend here that evyrone is slightly mad. It's a good thing I'm crazy too. :)

You'd better be, mate.