Abe should grow pink furry wings as he progresses through the game. We should also find out he is half African because I don't think there was enough backstory in Oddworld.

There should also be a slightly condensed version taking away any sense of purpose or meaning from the game for Gameboy Colour. It's still a widely used platform. I think EA Games or whoever it is who makes Oddworld's Abes (can't remember the proper name of any of the games apart from Munch's Oddysee) are overlooking it.

All the characters should be Jewish. Mudokon ponytails would be replaced by giant Jewfros, and Glukkons would have beards and big fake noses. With jigglebones.

Also I don't think they elaborated enough on the Sligs' Mexican heritage in the original. I think you only hear one of them say hola in the entire series.

You guys aren't even good enough at spamming to be interesting.

*closes*