I hear we're overdue for a super volcanic eruption and a super plague. Don't worry. But if that fails, don't worry, we're all dead by 2012 any who.
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Bring out a new law dictating people must be euthanised when they hit 50.
Old people do nothing but complain and smell. |
But I wanna live to be 100 so that I will have lived through 3 centuries and two millenniums.
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I've split off the discussion that STM's post sparked in to its own thread here.
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We could cut down the world population by executing all prisoners.
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Seven billion already? Kerry Katona must be stopped!
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People should also vote on a referendum on which people they'd like to be killed.
I'm torn between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber. |
Hahaha, it's funny because he mentioned that Justin Beiber should die.
Hahahaha I haven't heard that one before Like Ever Hahaha Ha |
I thought the Justin Bieber phase had passed over the internet now?
To be fair Dix probably only just found it out. |
I believe I've said this before, but it says a lot that the first I ever heard of Justin Bieber was a facebook page titled 'Fifty million members for the death of Justin Bieber'.
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To be honest I don't follow Justin Beiber or that spiral of hate around his arse. He's just a singing monkey child.
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I really hate how on just about any music video on YouTube the top rated comment is nearly always one insulting Justin Beiber - or the fact that people go out of their way just to dislike his videos.
Is this thread going to be split (again) into a Justin Beiber sympathy thread? |
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I don't really mind whatever goes on on youtube, those 'I RAEG AT THUMBS UP COMMENTS' and 'JUSTIN BIEBER SHOULDN'T BE TALKED ABOUT ON MY ICH WILL VIDYA,' annoy me a bit though, I don't know why they can't put up with it like everyone else does.
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Solutions:
Biomass with old people Hub dynamo with prisonners Troll science Aperture science Soulstorm brew (jk) |
Replace all daytime programming with Channel 4 comedies. Wait for immobile pensioners to suffer massive outrage-induced heart attacks. Repeat.
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You see this wouldn't be a problem if life was just like one big DOOM 2 deathmatch
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But constantly dying in gruesome manners would be.
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Fly as hell son.
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If you play Doom, YOU WILL BE KILL BY DEMONS
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