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And guilt-free booze! Amongst others.

I drink booze guilt free. I do a lot of things guilt free. Never said I was a good Christian.

You should be Jewish. We drink booze all the time. We even have festivals where it's considered a good deed to be completely off your face.

Plus kickass party music, mandatory beard growth (YES I KNOW THAT'S JUST HASIDIC JEWS NATE GET BACK IN YOUR TORAH ARK), dreidels, funky guttural warrior-language, extra swear words and 20 different types of baked dough.

TROOOOOLL!

Depending on how you decipher the Torah.

II Kings 2:23-24 - You can also kill young people who call you bald.

Are you referencing Trollhunter? Man, I wanna see that movie.

Yes. Yes I am.

It's good. It's like The Blair Witch Project, except it has stuff happening in it.

Yup I know. Hey, thanks for reminding me of it, I'm going to download it now.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU ARE DOING MM, ENCOURAGING YOUNG IMPRESSIONABLE CHILDREN TO USE PIRACY. TO FUND TERRORISM. You bad bad man.

I'm only downloading it because it never got released in here. I could only get it through importing and it would cost quite a bit.

Don't worry Dynamithix I'm just messing with you. =)

NO you're not! >: (

YES he isn't! >: )

Kings isn't in the Torah. It's in the bible, but only the five books of Moses constitute the Torah. And thus, that's not a commandment but rather a story about a guy who was a bit of a dick.


Whilst we're on the topic, though; do you know the story of Jesus and the Fig Tree?

I am actually, there's so many funny things in the Bible like that. Cursing trees and stuff.

I like this: Deuteronomy 14:21 (New International Version)
Do not eat anything you find already dead. You may give it to an alien living in any of your towns and he may eat it, or you may sell it to a foreigner...

and this: Acts 20:9 (New Living Translation)
As Paul spoke on and on, a young man named Eutychus, sitting on the windowsill, became very drowsy. Finally, he fell sound asleep and dropped three stories to his death below.

I don't see why you find them so funny. The first one is a prohibition on eating meat that hasn't been killed in the correct ritual way to make it kosher. The second one is an important OH&S message.

I must admit our workplace health and safety representative has never said anything about napping on window sills.

No Nate, the first one says 'alien' and 'foreigner' as two separate things, as in aliens from outta' space. LOL

Ever heard the phrase 'illegal alien'? The word 'alien' has commonly been used to refer to someone different, in particular for foreigners living locally.


Besides, it's ridiculous for you to be reading so much in to the English words when they've been translated from an ancient Hebrew text.

And often through the means of several other languages.