Welcome to the forums! Please try to stick around; we need more members.

That's a matter of opinion.

Er... yes, it is. And?

I have quite enough trouble remembering who is who as it is.

I think we need a few more members whose usernames start with 'Meech'. That shit isn't confusing at all.

We definitely need less members who complain about how many members we have in welcoming threads.

That shit's just rude.

Yes that does sound worse than it did in my head, though it's nothing personal towards the OP. I just don't recognise too many people that post here.

For now, I'm wondering what topics to reply to. I feel that it's a bit odd to just leap into topics when I don't even know what's been happening.

I suggest Bits and Pieces, you can post random videos or pictures there.

I suggest reading topics first and then replying. It will automatically make you one of our better members.

Sounds good to me.

You'll immediately be better than me, I'm a compulsive shit poster. =/ Something I am trying to improve upon...I think I am. Dunno.

Welcome again anywho.

I'm pretty sure he's better than you.

STM posts in every thread.

My post count is quite low for someone who's been here since 2008, Meh.. whatever.

My postcount can beat up your postcount!

I can beat you up, period.

Beating up girls! Where is your chivalry young Dix.

I can beat you up on my period.

I have only contempt for females.

Have you got Pearl?

I can beat all your post count shahhh!

I'm going back to basking.

5,000 posts and no custom title.

Tut tut.

=( You list the first of a million broken dreams. Why so hurtful Dix?

What exactly does it "require" to get a custom title? I've seen a lot of people getting them lately. (OddHunter, MeechMunchie, Phylum etc.)

In a nutshell; depends how far you can stick your tongue up the admins rectum.

You have to cultivate a friendship with an admin and ask him nicely.

Or something.

I can flick your nuts and you'll be vomiting :)

I thought you had to have some sort of catch phrase or had to have said something veritably witty. That and you have to be here for ages and be friends with everyone. Except MS.

Catch phrases help. It's better to say to an admin 'Hey this is a cool little meme, can I have it as a custome title?' to say 'Hey you know how awesome I am? Can I have Mr Obnoxiously Awesome as my title dude!'

I briefly toyed with getting 'Obnoxious British Cunt' as my CT, as the first insult I can remember recieving here.

I honestly don't know how to get a custom title. I just moseyed around here for a couple of years and suddenly Nate appeared saying he was surprised I didn't already have one. I wasn't; Disgruntled Intern had to wait about 8 years for his.

Also STM has been here longer than Dix. And so have I. I am surprised by this.

So it's okay for me to have, "Still doesn't have a custom title?" That's hilarious!

Any way I thought you weren't supposed to ask because that infuriated the beasts.