We should be proud. Hmm, fish and chips, dr who and, oh yes! The riot! A proud, well respected region, we are. Hello chip3, you seem to be in a very happy mood.

No no, the whole world's English. The Northern Irish, Welsh and Scottish can fuck off.

Ain't I a stinker?

No, just a stereotype Englishman.

I'm joking, I'm more Irish than I am English anyhow.

Hey, you didn't say fuck off!

I MUST DELIVER PARAMITE PIES TO ALL!

How about you start posting on the forums instead of lurking of here.

Because I am a pussy?

Don't answer that. I'll post when it takes my fancy. You seem irate. I'm stating the obvious.

Yes, you are a cat.

Hey STM, maybe you should take advice from this guy and not post so much. Yeah.

Play nice, children.

he's learning!

Who said pussy?

Care to expand?

i don't think he'd like to expand. personally, i'd like to contract. my expansion is a sensitive issue.

I've contracted since January this year due to excessive reduction in intake of CH3(CH2)7-CH=CH-(CH2)7-C=O-OH.

You could do the same!

I hope that's alcohol.

On pussies?

Please.

And Dixanadu you burke I'm not going to tell you what that is, I want to see if BM can identify it though.

BM can identify anything.

Even that malignant tumor on your neck, STM.

Hell I can identify that by the pet name you gave it.

Muffin.

Due to it's slight similarity to a pastry treat.

And that you like the texture on your tongue?

Oh Jesus Christ just shut the fuck up already.

Haha, why don't you, because, you know, you weren't a part of this riveting conversation. Lol.

Riveting is not the word I would use to describe it.

Oh I see how it is, sensual?

The same feeling one gets when being slowly digested.

Well then stop posting, God it's so annoying.