Let's ask abe619. He's the expert on these things.

Bacon flavored bacon is the best!

We have bacon-flavored mayonnaise here. Can't say I've partaken.

Oh you don't partake in digesting bacon flavoured mayonnaise products? Do you just watch?

Like any warm-blooded American, I enjoy drinking my mayonnaise straight.

I like dipping doritos into a big jar of mayonnaise and watching Jeremy Kyle.

Cape Cod chips

good stuff

Rule 34 of crisps, that's what this thread needs.

Because saying Rule 34 in any given topic makes it funnier

hahaha

I'd have looked for pictures of crisps partaking in sexual activities but...

...why?

Because your weird.

I ain't taking you on no more. I'll get in trouble. Get back on-topic ¬_¬

god forbid anyone do such a blasphemous thing, you miserable weeping fuck.

I expect MA could physically drink a person. He'd liquidise them with his fists first, obviously.

He dissolves their innards with acidic enzymes like a spider and drinks the remains with a chaser.

actually, my vagina contains acidic enzymes. i'll have to try it out at some point.

Tangy Cheese Doritos are the nicest crisps in the world.

Thank you.

Fixed that for you.

No thank you.

I had cheeseburger doritos once and as awful as they sound I found them to be quite tasty.

I guess I was a minority cause it wasn't long before they disappeared.

The best crisps are tyrells, parsnips, carrots and beetroots in a packet, sogood in fact we are growing all the ingredients in a plot near the orchard so we can have our own!!! NUMMY

The only crisps I eat are Hula Hoops, even then they have to be bbq beef flavour.

I fucking love sunflower seeds, especially with dill pickle or barbecue seasonings. Now that I have my braces off, I can eat them to my hearts content. Mmm.

Kettle. Is the Kettle in Australia the same as the one in the US/UK, though? Either way, damn good. I also recently tried the Balsamic Vinegar and Sea Salt flavour of the Smith's Red Rock Deli range, and it was so good.

I love the taco-flavored Doritos. Tacos After Midnight or whatever they're called. They really do taste like tacos. They also have cheeseburger-flavored ones.

And the snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

Also, I realized some time ago that I no longer like potato chips. At all. Regardless of what flavor. Something about them just makes me sick.

Sweet Chilli Heat all the fuckin' way.

I love Red Rock Deli. Have you tired Lime & Pepper or Honey Soy Chicken? Delicious.

I was stuck in a lift when I was 7. I didn't mind because I had a packet of Red Rock Deli chips, Lime and Pepper flavoured. First time I had them, too.

They're fucking brilliant.

I haven't, but if the Balsamic Vinegar and Sea Salt was anything to go by...

I'm vegetarian, so I won't be trying the latter, but I'll get some of the former next time I'm in town (whenever that is). I love lime and I love pepper; you've got me excited now.