Wait... since when did you swing Peter's way?

That sentence can be read in several different ways.

Give me T-nex, a hotel room, a do not disturb sign, and some rope.

And a week.

Getting dumped for a girl back in 2008 by my closeted bisexual high school sweetheart irreversibly challenged my conception of static sexuality. Subsequent near-celibacy (the primary exception being a very nice gal on the large side who needed some lovin' following a creepy stalker ex-boyfriend episode) has been a delightful period of personal evolution. I've become picky as hell, gender be damned.

Pansexual pride ftw ;)

Holy shit!



... I wouldn't say no.

I just checked out some of your old photos. FYI, if you shaved, I think you'd be in with a shot with Peter.

What?! It's fucking creepy. It'd be fine if everyone on the forum was one big circlejerk and everyone felt complimented by another person saying 'I would have sex with you' but that's not how the world works. One of the answers so far has been Magogcartel and what if she complained?

Can I watch? And film?

The question was fine. I never said all the answers were.

I would have sex with you.