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Havoc 04-18-2011 08:33 AM

You think this is strange? Pfha!

T-nex 04-18-2011 08:36 AM

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SERIOUSLY

This thread is strange.

Your FACE is strange!! >: (



@Dixy
Ok you win :p Anything beyond that and It'll probably get too weird to share here.

Havoc 04-18-2011 08:40 AM

Nothing is too weird to share here.

Manco 04-18-2011 08:47 AM

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I screamed like a little bitch then proceeded to fuck the bitch. Twas painful.

The fire or the fucking?

JennyGenesis 04-18-2011 09:08 AM

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Oh yea? Well I like blood too! I like bleeding and the taste of it. I also like cuts.
And scars are wonderful too.


Is everyone getting nervous yet? :D

Blood aint my thing. I personally would find it a turn off But S&M is a turn on for me.

Havoc 04-18-2011 09:27 AM

My GF has rape fantasies and I just can't get used to it >_>

JennyGenesis 04-18-2011 09:29 AM

I kinda got raped once. It's called loosing your virginity before the legal age of consent, at least in the UK anyway.

scrabface 04-18-2011 09:34 AM

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I kinda got raped once. It's called loosing your virginity before the legal age of consent, at least in the UK anyway.

you too?

Dynamithix 04-18-2011 10:42 AM

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Your FACE is strange!! >: (

I'm aware of that, but it wasn't an insult towards the people that comment in this thread y'know.

It's just... fascinating that people like such things.

Havoc 04-18-2011 10:57 AM

Were you around when this happened?

And for the record, that thread ranks #1 on Google with just two basic terms.

Mr. Bungle 04-18-2011 11:10 AM

Not for me, it doesn't.

Havoc 04-18-2011 11:18 AM

Then my Google is bigger than your Google.

Dixanadu 04-18-2011 12:25 PM

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The fire or the fucking?

Both.

Yet both were good.

Emesdee 04-18-2011 12:26 PM

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Well said, chap.

Assless chaps work too.

Like I had said before, I was 12 or 13, lost it with my friend when she and I basically had the entire day alone together. We tried out everything we could think of until the following morning, though only a couple things were actually fun when you're learning everything as you go along. Was awkward between the first two times, and the second and third, but wasn't so bad after that.

Kinda sucks that I had a better sex life all the way through high school than I did during my 20's.

JennyGenesis 04-18-2011 12:36 PM

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Were you around when this happened?

And for the record, that thread ranks #1 on Google with just two basic terms.

I have a friend who is into "this". Doesen't bother me at all, if that's what he likes I don't care it's none of my buisness but it isn't something I would personally do myself.

Havoc 04-18-2011 12:57 PM

My interest in 'this' has been steadily declining for the past few years. As sexy as 'they' are, I'm becoming more and more distracted by the sexy shapes of a human female.

scrabface 04-18-2011 01:35 PM

@Havoc

Do you like David Brin?

T-nex 04-18-2011 01:37 PM

Havoc, you aren't fooling anyone :p You'd readily give up your soul for 'this'.

STM 04-18-2011 01:39 PM

This thread is becoming to scary to post in...mostly because I have nothing scary to add myself. Nope, nothing. Thankfully.

Havoc 04-18-2011 01:47 PM

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@Havoc

Do you like David Brin?

I do not know who that is or what he has to do with the subject.

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Havoc, you aren't fooling anyone :p You'd readily give up your soul for 'this'.

My soul is a bit much for 'this' but you are right. Would still jump on 'this' if I could. Sadly 'this' is never going to happen. What about you, T-nex, how are your views on 'this' these days?

Is everyone still following 'this'? I mean... this. As in, here, what we're talking about. This thread... here... about... you know... 'this'?

scrabface 04-18-2011 02:00 PM

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I do not know who that is or what he has to do with the subject.

http://science-fiction-books.com.au/...rbac20-med.jpg

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:03 PM

Ok we're slowly getting somewhere. So he's a writer. That's one of his books... wikipedia says it's about dolphins, humans and chimps on a spaceship... how the hell does that tie in with the topic?

Manco 04-18-2011 02:06 PM

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it's about dolphins, humans and chimps on a spaceship... how the hell does that tie in with the topic?

Gets pretty lonely in space.

scrabface 04-18-2011 02:06 PM

I remember you were once talking about hot dolphins ladies, so I thought you might know and adore his books, that's all

Connell 04-18-2011 02:07 PM

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Who wants to hear about my 16 year old sex addicted GF?

Yes please, and possibly a number.

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:11 PM

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I remember you were once talking about hot dolphins ladies, so I thought you might know and adore his books, that's all

Nope, plots seem a bit cheesy from what I read on Wikipedia, too. Not my cup of tea, unless there's... 'this' in the story?

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Yes please, and possibly a number.

A number? What number?

Ridg3 04-18-2011 02:14 PM

PHONE NUMBER............... I think.

It'll be a fucking expensive phone call if yo looking for phone sex, Connell.

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:16 PM

Even more so because we charge for that sort of stuff.

JennyGenesis 04-18-2011 02:28 PM

Anybody else ever had the misfourtune of using ribbed and dotted condoms?

Havoc 04-18-2011 02:30 PM

Had some laying around last time, didn't really feel a difference myself. Don't know about her.