And one Chuck Norris. Can't forget that one Chuck Norris.

What you probably don't know, is…

Although we all know that Hobo is really Chuck Norris.

Oh I know. I used to look at him and growl all the time in that brief period in late 2008 when I had more rep than OANST.

OANST's gaining on him. Soon OANST will be Chuck Norris or something.

Not as soon as a certain someone sees that post he won't.

Will they really be bothered? Once he's got that much rep he'll deserve it.

Sounds like Dynami6, but with a lisp.

Are you a Gaul, Dynamithix?

I can't believe I didn't think of that until then.

I have no idea what that is, so probably no.

EDIT: I read Dynamithix as Dixanadu. Fuck.

PULL IT TOGETHER! JESUS CHRIST, MAN!

Right, MA?

I shamed myself.

I have to be punished severely.

Preferably nipple clamps and car batteries.

What you probably don't know is that Chuck Norris' password up until three days ago was 'password'.

That dude really doesn't understand web security.


Erm... ahem... too obvious.

Dicks and Doo.

Idiots.

Yes Nate.

He joined in early 2009 Nate.

You're not the first to notice this joke Nate.

A lot of us have been here far too long.

I've only been here like a year and I'm still (probably) the noobiest one. Speaking of which, this will be my 250th Post! Horray!
Yeah Sniper Wasp FTW!

STFU noob, LOL.

Hey, I'm a Wolvark Shooter. That would be interesting had I not stopped checking a year ago.

EDIT: WAIT 3000 POSTS HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN

I'm 3 posts off 1331. It's the first time I will have been arsed to notice that my post count it a palindrome.

EDIT: Through some freakish event, I'm now only 1 post off.

Yes. They will definitely be bothered. I have already surpassed Chuck's rep three times, and every time his rep was raised by a thousand or so points.

Not that I care.

Behind these words lies a sobbing man, sitting in a fetus position in the corner.

The cruelty of women is unimaginable to the minds of men.

Nate's a woman?

The cruelty of Nate is unimaginable to the minds of octopi.

You're an octopus?

I'm a woman. I just have short hair. If you don't believe me look at my little pink gender sign. See.

The cruelty of octopi is unimaginable to the minds of the brown barbaloots.

The cruelty of the brown barbaloot is unimaginable to the mind of the Swomee Swan.

The cruelty of the Swomee Swan is unimaginable to the mind of the aquatic vegetation ...

Dicks & Doo it remains.

Your stupid cruelty chain is broked.

haha