Hello there!

Maybe I'll see you round the RPG section. I'm one of those "wierd corner" types Ridg3 spoke of.

Don't scare away the noobie!! >: ( We need people like him.

Also don't listen to him ^^ If you stay anywhere on the internet, this will probably happen.
But it's probably also due to the fact that one matures. I came here when I was a stupid, bouncy teenager. I'm not a stupid, bouncy young adult who.... uh... became a tiny bit more mature. But I don't feel this places has turned me for th worst.

Hello! We are so happy to have you here! We should rp some time. I'll be a fuzzle named Rascal, and you could be another fuzzle named Rascal II. They could be like father and son and then they will get in adventures. Dangerous adventures even! My god, I can smell the good times on the horizon. It's like the coming rain after a long drought when every pore of your body opens in anticipation of the coming deluge. I thirst for you.

HELLO. I WAS INSTANTLY DRAWN TO YOUR POST.

Oh don't worry, I'm not necessarily a nice person, I just have a lot of enthusiasm when it comes to a new community. I'm sure I'll settle back into being my horrible offended cynical self eventually.

... Nah, I'm usually optimistic for a good while. xD Thanks for the welcome.

Hiya! It's possible I'll see you around. I started forum RPing at a young age, I've since grown to prefer tabletop roleplaying, but I like flexing my literary muscles every now and then and want to get back into forum RPing.

I'm not scared so easily. =p I would say I'm female but everyone on the internet is male. (There's my meme quota for the day, I noticed I was missing something, and I am a newb, so...)

Dangerous and utterly jawsome (LOL GET IT???) adventures, where they steal Slig guns and beat them with them despite having no arms, eat bullets for breakfast and shit fleeches, kick every main character's ass and take over the entire world. AS FATHER AND SON!!1 Then there'll be some huge drama because one of them dies and the tears and rage of the other BRINGS THEM BACK TO LIFE, BECAUSE THEY CAN NEVER DIE!

Hello, nice to meet you. :P

AND THEN THEY CAN HAVE SEX!

Oh yea... I didnt notice your little symbol... but then again.. Everyone on the web IS male. Including me. I can grow a beard.

She should read my fanfics. Shit gets real up in dis bitch.

Read his fanfics if you plan on losing every ounce of decency you have left.

HERE YOU GO!

He sighed gently as he put his hooves over his shoulders, mounting him from behind. The ease with which this master of chief's anus accepts his throbbing member leads Stranger to believe that his lover must have used a lubricant of some kind before hand. Still, he felt a tensing of all the muscles in Chief's body as he makes his first thrust. Slowly he breathes into Chief's ear. "Am I hurting you"?

"Yes. But don't you dare stop", comes the grunting reply.

Yup... There. it's all gone!

AND HERE'S SOME MORE!

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=19402

And yet I am found wanting more.

And wanting to draw this.

Yup... There. it's all gone!



:p

I remember reading this Munch masterpiece before I joined.
I shed a single manly tear of joy.

You are one seriously depraved individual.

I'll take that as a compliment. :P

(I suck at drawing Chief, actually, so it'd probably be DOOM Guy instead. Same thing right?)

Pretty much.

I wouldn't mind seeing a picture of Stranger fucking a Doom guy in the ass. Just make sure there is lots of wincing involved. The key to this scene is the wincing.

EDIT PENIS SAYS IGNORE

http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=19524

This one depicts the Oddworld characters as sexual deviants, of what I can remember. We truly hold a great fan-base here.

Why the fuck am I here?

Hell, I'm starting to wonder that myself.


About myself, I mean. Also you, but that has nothing to do with this thread.
:p

Goddamnit, another furry.

At least that female steef foxwhistlewhatever guy hasn't done anything else dumb yet.

Oh that's okay, I'm about as furry as Hugh Laurie is American.
I'm shocked it took you til that post to figure it out when I've had this avatar since before I posted the thread...

Furry was my excuse as a kid to not get better at human anatomy. I have since said "fuck it" and actually learned to draw people. That shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

Hey Friend. most of us folk are nice around here so you'll be fine.

also your backstory is quite epic.

That doesn't improve things.

With us knowing the people who you hold close to your bosom, there is very little room for you to be judging new members, Ms. Strike Cunt. If Cammy doesn't disqualify you from making judgements, then nothing does.

But was it dark? I must know if it was dark. That knowledge is vital to my enjoyment of that scene.

Very dark. They had to hide their forbidden love.

don't you fucking dare go anywhere near Doomguy. Doomguy is the epitome of awesome. Doomguy is unstoppable. Doomguy is not getting fucked in the arse by Stranger.

Hey I just wanted to remind everyone not to attack new member.... If anyone shows further hostility, I'll have to clean up :(

If furries are not your things, you could choose not to communicate.