I want you to kill yourself.

I can't do it myself however, if you like I'll book you in for a murder next week

I don't know. I think that I gave you some pretty good recommendations on how to get it done.

You did yeh but there's that whole religious thing about suicide...how about, I just kill you...and then when I reach the pearly gates I'll declare you were simply a heathen.

Good thing Heaven doesn't exist, then.

Don't start that again, you trying to make me go berserk MM?

I was going to say god, but yeah, you beat me to the punch.

You don't exist. Cogito Ergo Sum. I'm so glad that that thread came up.

Does computer literacy not act as proof of concsious thought?

Santa doesn't exist either.

i'm really getting into the Christmas spirit!

Without sufficient proof, we should never doubt what appears to be obvious.

I think therefore I am, everyone else appears to think in roughly the same way I do therefore I can justifiably say that everyone else exists unless proven not to.

Solipsism is for gays.

Perhaps no one exists then? Ahh fuck it I'm just arguing for the sake of arguing, you win guys. No fun?

i win :D

You win

We win

Fucking winners.

it's ok phylum you can win to =D

Everyone's a winner.

so who lost then???

Nobody, because everyone won.

i see

If everyone won, that means everyone lost too.

You'd be a shit father if you had more than one child.

"Who's pictures the best, daddy."
"They're both winners."
"Yay."
"Which means they're both shit."

I'll be the loser for Squishy to make him a better winner. I'm that nice.

i'll kill you all. i'm that nice.

Bit late...obviously you were to busy probing cows to troll us. I'm disappointed in you.

i'll have you know i was out burgling, actually.

I won?

GET AWAY FROM MY HOUSE MA! I thought you was the slender man.

There's nothing slender about him.