What you want to do is take the name of your first pet, and then the first word of the street you grew up on.

This also works great if you're trying to think of a name for a pornstar.

Ricky Tillet isn't a particularly good pornstar name. I thought it was supposed to be your mother's maiden name and the name of your current pet.

Oh baby.

If I go with my version it would be Ziggy Elsey.

Patch Exeter.

Ayre Pebbles.

Andy Dunham.

:/

In America porn names are decided by your middle name and the street that you grew up on.

Which would make me James Keystone.

Connor Euston < Doesn't work does it?

Screamer Rainbow.


Fuck, man. That's a horrifying porn name.

Thomas Exeter.

I prefer Patch Exeter.

Going by the pet-street method, I'd be something like: Pumpkin Palm Skerman McLain Broken Bridge Coral South Arm.


I've moved around a bit.

You take the first one obviously, I don't want to be Patch Exeter Corporation Doxey Sutton Baswich Friar.

James Keystone Electra Main Lozier Vanker.

A cool username is this: Your name + the + random occupation + of + random place.

John the pilot of the highlands. Jeff the firefighter of hell. Duggery the detective of Glasgow.

Ziggy Elsey.
Ricky Tillet.
Ricky Naunton.
James Tillet.
James Naunton.

Remind me to never move into pornography.

I dispute the usage of the word cool in this context.

That's right. It needs to be hot.

I only lived there until I was eight months old, though. You can't really say it was where I grew up.

Doesn't "Charlie Tonbridge" just make you moist in your special places?

Goldie Grey.

You just want us to tell you our mothers' maiden names so that you can answer Lost Password safety questions and steal our identities.

Also, it doesn't help that my mother's maiden name actually means 'Small' in a certain European language.

I don't have any recovery questions set.

A Flock Of Seagulls

Director Phleg's Sexy Mom

So that is you!

I'm a bit slow on the uptake.

Do you have nick names? Aziz Abdul and unfortunately AIDS are mine.

Just make your gamertag ChadWarden.

Truly the best person to ever have access to the internet.

As I have a uniquish surname I was unfortunately always known as 'Doubtfire'

Also any manner of unsavoury names relating to my multiple disablities.

"Chad Warden ain't no faaaanboyeeee, Chaaaad Warden just playes the best systaem out ther, AIGHT."

@WoF, well, it's easier not to judge you now ;)

Hey there, Blindey McStagger.