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Daxter King 10-01-2010 12:30 PM

I still got it.

Dixanadu 10-01-2010 12:34 PM

Then get rid of it quickly. It's fact that you get cancer if you don't lose your virginity.

Daxter King 10-01-2010 12:40 PM

But Ill get STDs and babies if I lose it. Or so says the local priest. Its seems like a lose lose situation. Ill also go to hell.

OANST 10-01-2010 01:11 PM

Virginity is hell.

Dixanadu 10-01-2010 01:18 PM

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But Ill get STDs and babies

http://www.theoriginof.com/images/condom/condom.jpg

Emesdee 10-01-2010 02:49 PM

Not counting extreme cases of playing doctor, I lost mine when I was 12 or 13.

abe619 10-01-2010 04:10 PM

we haven't decided yet where we'll live after we get married (hopefully, that beautiful sweet angel of my heart)

moxco 10-01-2010 04:23 PM

What, your 15 and discussing marriage and living with a fiancee? And nice metaphor for a housing location.

Strike Witch 10-01-2010 05:55 PM

15, I think, if we mean popping the cherry.

Hazel-Rah 10-01-2010 06:00 PM

I still have mine at 20, I'm still waiting for them to legalize prostitution here. It would be awesome I'd be having sex everyday and going to college for free.

Daxter King 10-01-2010 06:01 PM

No one in America would pay to have sex with a British woman, if that is what you are implying.

No one.

Hazel-Rah 10-01-2010 06:03 PM

No the government could tax prostitution

Bullet Magnet 10-01-2010 06:03 PM

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No one in America would pay to have sex with a British woman, if that is what you are implying.

No one.

From the country that brought you Rosie O'Donnell, everyone.

Hazel-Rah 10-01-2010 06:05 PM

nobody understands me

Nate 10-01-2010 06:36 PM

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From the country that brought you Rosie O'Donnell, everyone.

Yeah, well... a simple rephrase will amend his statement to "No man in America..."

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Not counting extreme cases of playing doctor, I lost mine when I was 12 or 13.

Jesus. How extreme are we talking here that they need to be explicitly excluded?

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15, I think, if we mean popping the cherry.

Wait... how does that work for lesbians?

Emesdee 10-01-2010 07:05 PM

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Jesus. How extreme are we talking here that they need to be explicitly excluded?

Like many kids, I thought "sex" was just being naked and rubbing against each other. By the time I was eleven, I knew better, so I don't count those earlier times.

Bullet Magnet 10-01-2010 07:29 PM

Just what sort of Doctors and Nurses were you trying to emulate? The special DVD kind?

Emesdee 10-01-2010 08:10 PM

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Just what sort of Doctors and Nurses were you trying to emulate? The special DVD kind?

It was always just an excuse to see each other naked in the first place. After a while, that loses it's novelty, and you want to do new things.

STM 10-02-2010 01:23 AM

Righto, at 10 i was still watching fucking cbbc for goodness sake, not thinking about getting down on a girl =o

Alf Shall Rise 10-02-2010 07:09 AM

I still have my virginity, and I don't plan on losing it yet.

OANST 10-02-2010 07:13 AM

I keep my virginity in a jar beside my bed.

Bullet Magnet 10-02-2010 10:42 AM

Next to your teeth?



I'm sorry, I deserve everything I'll get.

OANST 10-02-2010 11:32 AM

I can't think of a witty response to that so I'll bow out with a touche and a posrep.

Dixanadu 10-03-2010 02:12 AM

Last time I played doctors and nurses, I went to the hospital. She wasn't supposed to hit me in the knee with the hammer that hard.

Bullet Magnet 10-03-2010 06:46 AM

You know what they say about girls and tools.

Don't let them hit you with one.

Dixanadu 10-04-2010 01:11 AM

They shouldn't have one in the first place.

STM 10-04-2010 04:56 AM

What about kitchen untensils? Oh lawdy.

Dixanadu 10-05-2010 10:55 AM

Those are acceptable.

Crashpunk 10-06-2010 01:07 AM

I'm also a Virgin still but i'm 16 so its way to early.

Ridg3 10-06-2010 07:31 AM

From where I live, you'd be considered un-cool.