I must say, "Natural Nathan"/"Natural Nate" is actually pretty rad.

For boys, Raymond, Tre or Geoffrey.
I like girl's names that are months. If I end up with four girls, April, May, June and August.

Girl: Athena, Thea, Luna
Boy: Bastian, Night, Sol

or TYRONE :fuzmad:

Id fucking hate to be your kid.

I'd fucking hate to be your kid as well.

Edit: Also, I left out Jeffgoldblum.

Sol is shit out of luck if he wants a good father.

I really don't get what drives people to do that. Surely it's the most narcissistic thing in the world to name a child after yourself?

boy: rex,jack or kris
girl: paige,jane or harmony
both: forgot my condom
a gay: Gaylord focker

Now how would you know your child is gay from birth? From the look of disgust he has when looking at his mothers vagina?

It's all in the eyes

I'd name my kid Chair, so that if someone comes over I hide all the chairs and then he asks "Can I sit on a chair?" and I go "NO YOU CAN NOT SIT ON MY SON, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?!"

Genius...

On the contrary, quite the opposite.

It is, but it's only my interest in English history that makes the idea appeal to me. It's less my name and more the Roman numeral that does it for me.

EDIT: I apologies for posting twice. I forgot that I had done already.

Sol and Luna are just named after the sun and the moon. What's wrong with those names? They're pretty damn ordinary as far as I'm concerned. I see the sun AND the moon everyday. How everyday and normal.

Also, I'm finding some sort of hatred you harbour for Tyrone. How could you? HOW COULD YOU?

TYROOOONNNNE!!

You're so not a hippy it's funny. It's really funny.

I was named after my dad, cos my parents never managed to make a boy.

Here comes your hippy accusations again. :)

Well, there is 'Junior' and 'Senior'. I'm named after my dad, as much as I'd love to put Anthony II on a document, I have to stick with Jnr.

I'd name MAHBOI after me, continuing the line of Anthonys. If it's a girl, possibly name it after someone.

Cleopatra?

Chad Warden or Big Poppy

well if there twin i would name them Solid Snake and the other one liquid Ocelot.

If theres a girl i would name her Valkyrie <3

And if you have a retarded kid you could name it Lair

You're all sick bastards, as bad at naming children as Jamie Oliver.

Okay, maybe not quite.

Oh God, you're Connie. No wonder Chris fell in love with you.

Preferably of the Gorgonite variety.

What the hell does that have to do with Chris?

Also, what do you mean I'm Connie?

Maybe, that you're a connie instead of a commie... Eh? Eh?

I'm so lame, I know.

For reals.

Name your child Jesus. What an ego he'll have.

That's quite common in countries where English is not the first language.