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Mac Sirloin 09-22-2010 06:47 PM
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And a quality video to go along with it. Kudos, friend. Tim and Eric always find the weirdest looking people, don't they?

I am a jeweler. I work with gold, silver, and platinum mainly and design jewelry, size rings, fix chains, and set diamonds and gems. Lots of repair work.

I've pretty much retired as a TV repair man. Just got burned out.
Incredibly fun fact: The guy who does the "Raise my roof" dance on Tim and Eric was actually the character model for Tom's wife on Tom goes to the mayor.

I'm referring to the really, really fat guy who jumps up and down completely nude. Season 1 or 2.

btw this is me
Photobucket

Nate 09-22-2010 09:15 PM
Have the 'roids shrunk your testicles significantly so far?

Mac Sirloin 09-22-2010 09:20 PM
No, I had my testicles converted into that car. It is my ballcar. It is beauty.

OANST 09-23-2010 06:34 AM
Man, your balls are gorgeous!

MeechMunchie 09-23-2010 07:10 AM
We all have beauty hidden inside our balls.

Josh 09-23-2010 07:15 AM
Gonad!

STM 09-23-2010 08:41 AM
I don't believe me, my balls never looked younger than 20, lol, I am an egotistical, attention seeking student, shy, pretty much a depressive loser as well! Was that hip as the youngsters say.

Wings of Fire 09-23-2010 08:44 AM
I don't know. You're a youngster and pretentious to boot so you tell me?

Josh 09-23-2010 08:49 AM
I make snide comments on things during Science lessons. I also occasionally buy people a drink after School.

OANST 09-23-2010 08:55 AM
I recreate Jackson Pollock paintings on women's faces with my semen.

That's what I do.

STM 09-23-2010 08:55 AM
I do something similar with women's faeces.

OANST 09-23-2010 08:58 AM
Best thing you've ever said.

STM 09-23-2010 09:01 AM
Thankyou good centipede

EDIT: I mean caterpillar

Mac Sirloin 09-23-2010 09:04 AM
I'm one of the most Negative people I know, and yes, I'm fucking bragging about it. It's one of my best features, the positive pessimist.

STM 09-23-2010 09:06 AM
God, warning for anyone who doesn't know you, this is a good warning, fuck i mean, my legitimate topic about radio yesterday got obliterated by you!!!! XD And negrepped!

But we wouldn't be a tightly knit bunch without him.

OANST 09-23-2010 09:07 AM
You followed that last post with this? How disappointing.

STM 09-23-2010 09:10 AM
I know, I tried to keep up the streak but I'm rarely good at being spontaneous and funny probably why I spent 2008 in the fan corner...

Mac Sirloin 09-23-2010 09:17 AM
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God, warning for anyone who doesn't know you, this is a good warning, fuck i mean, my legitimate topic about radio yesterday got obliterated by you!!!! XD And negrepped!

But we wouldn't be a tightly knit bunch without him.
Thank...you?

STM 09-23-2010 09:20 AM
sorta of yes, it was a compliment hidden in a bundle of angry remarks

Wings of Fire 09-23-2010 09:22 AM
Kastere is a dick.

Josh 09-23-2010 09:22 AM
Bawww, I think that Kastere has his own little fan club.

OANST 09-23-2010 09:24 AM
I want to post pictures of a baby seal, but am worried about repeating the great organ fiasco.

Mac Sirloin 09-23-2010 09:27 AM
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Bawww, I think that Kastere has his own little fan club.
Yeah, they're called 'women.'

MA 09-23-2010 02:03 PM
HEY-O!

i used to pull tits, scrape shit and pull half conscious animals out of bloody, quivering vaginas. now i just put parts together, grind metal rings and seal bags.

Wings of Fire 09-23-2010 03:43 PM
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HEY-O!

i used to pull tits, scrape shit and pull half conscious animals out of bloody, quivering vaginas.
Surely your ex girlfriend couldn't have been that bad man.

Nate 09-23-2010 04:21 PM
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I want to post pictures of a baby seal, but am worried about repeating the great organ fiasco.
What's wrong with your great organ?

Mac Sirloin 09-23-2010 05:09 PM
I was going to post a picture of my mighty, bloated head MSpainted on top of some random google images search picture of someone playing a big ol' Organ, but I decided talking about it and saving myself the trouble of actually finding the picture of myself I want to use was better.

Pilot 09-23-2010 05:31 PM
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I was going to post a picture of my mighty, bloated head MSpainted on top of some random google images search picture of someone playing a big ol' Organ, but I decided talking about it and saving myself the trouble of actually finding the picture of myself I want to use was better.
This is almost as good, huh?

http://www.oddworldforums.net/attach...1&d=1223530126

This is what I do.

OANST 09-24-2010 06:41 AM
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What's wrong with your great organ?
It's just too great.

MA 09-24-2010 07:41 AM
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Surely your ex girlfriend couldn't have been that bad man.
YOU DON'T KNOW THE HALF OF IT


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