Oh please. With that mentality why would you have a facebook account at all? It's a place to log faces and names. Simply. Just like they want.

Most Plausible: Amir Buns Just

Best Name Ever: Anus Brim Just

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Goodnight Everybody!

Andreas Frankenstein

Gonny Marathon (Gonny being Northern Irish slang for 'going to')

Using my full name:

Acid Unlaw Rhenium
Admiral Eunuch Win
Airman Eunuch Wild
Achaenium Run Wild

Personally I like the second one

In jaw noose .....lol

There is NOTHING Win about Eunuchs.

Being a eunuch increases your life expectancy by about 8-10 years. That's pretty win.

Fetch me a Machete.

It also stops male pattern baldness.

Fetch me two Machetes.

But you lose most of your libido and agression.

That's a negative?

Most?

Sorry, I didn't know we had any eunuchs in tonight.

I'd say losing your sex drive is a big loss. And you need your agression for clubbing mammoths and stuff. You need to work up some testosterone for some things.

UI got very scared when I followed that link because the Khanzumer has a similar avatar to I...And I didn't have a PC back then!

Able Ciah

Laci Belch

Eli Hia

You gotta love my name.