pretty much the same with me, except my grandparents probably swear more than i do. i've grown up with swearing.

this. talking to someone who does that is like talking to a schoolboy who thinks his parents are out of earshot.

Same. Less so in front of dad, because he still has a kernel of the British proper underneath it all. My mom is one of the most vulgar women I know, but she's also highly educated, so it's a funny combination.

I like Romanian swears. They can go one for sentences. Usually really vulgar stuff involving your moms vagina.

bagaias la mata pula pe unde scoate si sa iasa pe unde inghite!!

This, minus the part with my dad. My mom is frequently apologizing to me for how vulgar she is.

"bagaias dick on the mat where to come out and wave swallows!" ?

U can't translate it Nate...in english it's a total bullshit, in Romanian it's a total douchebaggery...if i can say so.... for example a most sed swearing phrase in Romanian is "Dute-n Pizda Matii" which means "Go into your mom's cunt"...
there's a lot of weird combinations in Romanian swears...i think even a lot more than there are in english sometimes..."pizda" means "cunt"..."pula" means "dick/cock", those are basic swearing words in my language that can be used in different combinations making a swear phrase that makes or doesn't make any sense but it's insulting and vulgar :)

Lol... I can see why it translated "unde" to "wave" ...

well if you say "unde?" means "where?" but if you say for example "unde sonice" means "sonic waves" :D

best use of swaring i've seen is my mate calling our french teacher a wanker in french.

How do u say wanker in french?

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Nvm, You Banleur :D

"Tu" banleur, also baise tu if you wanna go even worse

Tu a besoin d'amis.

Vayanse a la mierda.

Le Cuntfucker.

Mark's don't smoke cigarettes.

I think you mean David.

David does smoke vectors.

My dad used to tell us off for swearing, even though he was a regular swearer himself.

I recently asked my sister how she's going to deal with it when her daughter (13 months) starts swearing. She said that they wouldn't make a big deal out of it, because banning swearing makes it that much more attractive. I suggested that as a family we all start using the new swearword 'Flurgle' and have my sister and her husband get upset whenever we use it, so that my niece ends up learning that ridiculousness instead of anything more socially unacceptible.

I use "kittens and rainbows".

Oh kittens and rainbows.....Oanst you are a motherkitten rainbow!

A motherkitten is called a cat.

a female dog is called a bitch.

A female cat is called a queen. Ooh, get her!

Another one that cracks me up: Sa-l fut in gãt!

Still Romanian yea. See if anyone can translate it!!(not you Crappin' Elum).

No, fuck you in the neck!

Context you!

Is it, I'm gonna fuck your mothers whore like, gaping vagina?

Oh God, don't stop.

Nope.. But I'm sure that one exists too.

I should have seen this coming when I started the thread shouldn't I

Cam urate vorbe T-nex...sper ca nu injuri non-stop pe toata lumea in Danemarca ca nu inteleg ce zici tu...san u profiti ca te obishnuieshti si daca vizitezi Romania poate incepi sa injuri pe toata lumea :))