Fecal matter?

A bike!

Bus pass

A dradle!

T-nex?

You guys all fail at very-much-not-obscure Fantasy references.

Not fair! It isn’t fair, my precious, is it, to ask us what it’s got in its nassty little pocketses?

Yeah, I can't believe nobody got that before I saw this thread.
P.s. Late happy birthday Nate!
P.s.s. Slightly less late happy birthday Strike Witch! Sorry!

Damn... why did I read the thread starter as Nate? :P

Ummm... very late, given that my birthday was in March.

Happy birthday Nate!

Bahahah, I'm the best.

Ummm, no I don't. My first guess was also Gollum's first guess.

Happy birthday OANST!

Thanks!

Thread related.
I'm trying to figure out whether OANST is the March Hair or the Mad Hatter. Both images amuse me, but I think I prefer the former.

Happy birthday Goresplatter!

Thanks!
Happy birthday to you too Wings of Fire!

It's not my birthday.

Dumbass.

Pain?

Edit:

Wait! Scratch that, I thought the last post of the thread was on page one.

But still, is there pain in your pocket?

So it was. I bow before the force of your very-much-not-obscure Fantasy replies.

EDIT: Actually, that was Gollum's third guess. You semi-fail.

Insolent peasant, it's your birthday when I SAY it's your birthday.

Memory reaching back a long way now... was his first guess a knife? Or a handkerchief?

"Handses"

Damn.

His third guess was actually 'String or nothing' you know.

You all fail.

I was well aware that he tried to cheat on the third guess. Seeing as I was merely responding to OANST's already mistaken quote, I decided to gloss over that detail for the sake of clarity.

Whatever. You failed, you fucking failure.

If I failed, you failed more.

If I failed more, it's only because I wanted to gloss over what a fucking failure you are.

Stop posting in my nice thread, you cunts.

Your birthday failed to deliver happiness.

happy bd ghost.