If you really want to.

I'm off to make history!

EDIT: I have failed you. Flash refuses to work for me.

Hurry up OANST, my thirst for munch cannot be quelled by MO anymore!

There are no words...

Fuck you... no, just, FUCK! Get back onto my thread until I decide what to do with you.

Just, if you make it into a film, please bleep out the cursing. It's a good story, OANST, in all but the cursing. It says a lot in few words.

nahhh it wont be the same without it, people like having it. anyway, next part!!!!

Actually, it's a really stupid story, and the cursing is the only good thing about it.

And the dark forest.

I think I'll compare these threads:

Ridg3's fanfic: Pepsi.
OANST's fanfic: Coca Cola.

Both are good, but OANST's is more favourable.

Fuck that shit.

Hmmm... didn't you tell me once that you prefer Pepsi?

its everything you wish yours to be. including the fucking swearing.

I actually prefer Pepsi. It's sweeter =D ... My sister found a way to make Coca Cola taste like pepsi at the Movie theater btw. It's amazing science.

I did, and I do. Therefore, yours is better in my opinion, yet most people prefer OANST's.

Speaking of which, update this story!

I think not. I had a couple scene opener ideas, such as a scene opening with Abe foraging inside of Munch's asshole, while Munch pushes his body excitedly backwards, all in an effort to retrieve a swallowed key (Munch swallowing things of importance so that Abe would have to retrieve it with his hand would have been a recurring bit). But I feel like continuing from here is almost too much like writing a fanfic. I had my fun. I called you all stupid in a way that we can all laugh at. It's over now.

You must be in the mood for giving up.

I'll never quit on you.

no, but you just shit all over us.

His bowels hurt... what do you expect, hold it in till he reaches the toilet?

OI your all forgetting I am writing as well bitches, after five months of silence. So shut up, sit down and listen here or get over to mine for some zombie action! Go ahead OANST, I believe you where talking about never giving up and vacating your bowels over OitB

OK, this has clearly turned from funny satire into tired banter.