No. Shut up.

We were invaded and raped by the German air force, whether it was a land invasion or not doesn't matter.

And where did I say the Americans rescued us at the last second? That didn't happen. We rescued ourselves by pulling through on Battle of Britain day and forcing Hitler to go 'Fuck it, let's go invade the USSR. It'll be easier.'

This conversation irritates me.

HOO-AH!

It's not even as gory as people have said.

I found Kids In A Sandbox more disturbing. The name of the video is un-related to the actual content. I think I died a little when I saw it.

i can't even summon the energy. i just can't.

For the love of god can we please explain these things so that curious but fragile know-nothings like myself aren't tempted to find the real videos.

They're talking about the video of these kids (who were on a massive killing spree) coming across a man in the woods, and then beating him to death with a hammer. I don't recommend watching it. I do recommend forgetting that the video exists, and not being the kind of douchebag who would knowingly watch the death of another human being just because you can.

Meh ... watching gory internet videos is what all the the kids are doin these days .. well have been doin for many years lol

No, thats not what we kids do.

Thank you. And the sandbox one?

That one has a guy shoving a dildo into his own penis, which eventually splits apart.

A man getting fucked in the urethra with a dildo...

EDIT: Damn you OANST you ninja queen.

Jar + Anus.

D:

Fucking idiot.

Your stealthy, ninja-like attempt at normalizing this behavior in order to infiltrate our group dynamic has failed.

What lol ?

Exactly.

Where lol ?

When did the Dutch invade England? Sea-battles, yes. Long-term naval and shipping feuds, yes. But invasion? Not so's I've heard about it.

Wrong:

"Invasion by air is an invention of the 20th century and modern warftare. The idea involves sending military units into a territory by aircraft. The aircraft either land, allowing the military units to debark and attempt their objective, or the troops exit the aircraft while still in the air, using parachutes or similar devices to land in the territory being invaded. "

Didn't happen.

Also; I normally laugh off shock sites, but i draw the line at snuff videos. Real or not.

Yeah Shock sites are pretty funny, but 3guys1hammer is too far, i belive a Snuff video is a death/murder video that is used for profit, personaly i think it was leaked.

I maybe wrong.

You have successfully made my penis become an internal organ.

1 guy 1 jar = Not a good idea for the guy lol

WTF was he thinking ?

"Hmm .. this jar maybe pleasurable if i stick it in my ass"
*Smash! Go's the Jar*
*Losts of blood and glass pouring out of ass hole*
"Meh, seemed like a good idea at the time"

Watch Pain Olyimpics. It should explain the sexual tastes of a certain part of the interwebs.

This reminds me of a story my mom told me once. She's a nurse, and she's got some serious horror stories.

I found out about the 3 guys 1 hammer video the other day.. Haven't watched it though.. People should respect that the man was murdered and the video footage that was recorded on the mobile phone by the two sick young individuals was unfortunately leaked onto the Internet. Don't watch it unless you have no morals. The guy died, and the video is apparently horrific. Don't watch it for the man's sake.

Because boy will he be grumpy if you watch it.

The video of the person cutting off their penis is fake as shit. There's hardly even any blood, so it's a graft or some crap.

http://www.toxicjunction.com

Right, have fun.

I saw a video of a group of guys clubbing seals at toxicjunction. It made me sad.

Though it's shock videos, some of them are quite funny. The guy getting burned alive was good because people started beating him with branches to quench the flames and ended up killing him.

It was a great 6 minutes.

When it comes to human death, the interbutts is a LOLapalooza. But like I said before, animal cruelty is one of the few things on the net I can't handle.