Richard.
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Yes, you're straight..
for now... I can't remember her name, it was too long ago |
1. WRONG!
2. How old are you?...me, er...us, um uh derr... ... I'M STRAIGHT!!! |
Yes, you are straight for now
Also, i'm 69.... |
...it's not possible you forgot her name that quickly..- OKAY, better idea!
So how did I go from me to you? |
Urgh.
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If i told you, It would traumatize you.
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Bring it on, I have balls of steel.
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Actually, you lost your balls in the war
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But I hate the army. Why would I join the military?
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You were drunk at the time.
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I hate alcohol. Beer, wine; can't stand it.
And shut up Ridgie. |
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And, Mars, you went out with your friends one night who kept pressuring you to drink some. |
O RLY!? AND JUST WHO WERE THESE FRIENDS!? HM!?
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Imaginary.
There, i said it, happy? |
Fine. So how were my balls lost?
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Shotgun, you're lucky it was just your balls
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Okay, fine, but here's a plot-hole for you! If I lost my balls how is 'ODDWORLDisTHEbest!' my son!
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Adopted, duh
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Crud, shouda seen that one coming...
Okay, so what happens after this ball-losing war, Mr.Hotshot! |
You decide to go back in time, fuck up your own thread while screwing with your other self
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Okay, i'm going to get to the point here...
Mars, can't you fuck off? Really, you are annoying. We berate you for a reason, you have been told to fuck off multiple time for a reason. You are not liked, you are just annoying. |
What you fail to realize Josh is that I am fully aware of this. I have therefore decided to make periodic 1-thread visits now and then.
So me. Why did you call yourself/myself stupid-limey? |
So no one would recognise me.. you.. whatever
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Well future me, I hope to see you again soon.
Sayanara, as I shall now enjoy my 13th birthday! But believe me, I'll be back someday, and sooner than you think... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -Mars L. Morand ALRIGHT NATE, CLOSE THE THREAD!!! |
yes dad, i am your son.
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You watch too many Saturday morning cartoons. You know,the ones with TERRIBLE jokes that brainless and impressionable kids mimic?
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You forgot 'pathetic'.
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