The Standing at the back dressed stupidly and looking stupid party.


Goals:

The compulsory serving of asparagus for breakfast.

Free corsets for the under 5's

The Abolition of slavery

Ha ha I would also make it that everyone had to log on to OWF everyday bor a bultitude bof babuse from bhe bery best of bus!

The fuck is wrong with your typing?

bat bare you balking babout! Lol you haven't seen facejacker then? Brian Babonde?

At least be a consistent retard.

I imagine even if I had seen Facejacker I'd still want to slap you.

I think a good old fashioned mouth - shitting session is in order.

Back to government, would one be backed if one proposed it was compulsory that marijuana was legalized?

One would be backed indeed. Backed hard.

OHAI WEEDTHREAD 2

Sure weed should be legal, it probably wouldn't be such a source of constant fascination then.

That's also why I should be legal.

Weed is already legal what are you on abou...

Oh right. Hello rest of the world where weed is not legal :fuzcool:.

Indeed, I am fascinated! Do tell me more! About yourself! Please! Such as birthplace, age, current residence, gender, personal interests, phone number oh and height, foot size and of course genital size!

Now then, how about the legalisation of cocaine? Anyone? No just joking.

EDIT: DAMN YOU HAVOC FoR POSTING FIRST AND FOR HAVING LEGAL WEED

The 'We Only Have a Vague Idea of What We Are Talking About Party'

1) No internet censorship. Ever.
2) Lower VAT. This has gone too far! 1.10 for a bottle of Coke, BAH!
3) Clegg has to wear a speedo in the office

That's been done. Several times i think.

Fun fact: Sir Henry Campbell-Bannerman's Liberal government took over from twenty years of Tory rule in 1906 without an election manifesto because people were so desperate to get rid of Earl Balfour.

Monster Raving Loony Party. 'Nuff said.

The Fuck Everyone Party

1. ALL THE NUKES

2. Start from scratch.

Why the fuck are they not running Parliament for...if I had my way, they would be leaders, damn English...

Because of the £500 to stand for election at a constituency fee that you don't get back if you get under 5% of the vote.

thats u

We intend to make life more perfect by abolishing the following inconveniences:

1. Toasters will no longer have settings so high that they burn toast to inedible cinders.
2. To lessen confusion, the colour 'Orange' will be given it's original name, 'Rellow', which rolls off of the tongue much more easily.
3. A committee will be established to select the five best varieties of apple; all other apples will be abolished.
4. The same also goes for screwdrivers, toothpaste and paint.
5. Roads will be abolished and replaced with those moving walkways they have in airports. Not only will this be better for the environment but it will also be more fun.
6. All of the following will be abolished:
Hills, rakes, 1p and 2p coins, that Nokia ringtone, babies, Graham Norton, the colour blue, 5 breeds of cat, 10 breeds of dog, scandals, Burger King, TV licences for people who refuse work, Kraft, harlequin ladybirds, Japanese knotweed, 'shotgun', 'yellow car', pedestrian crossings where the lights don't change for 2 flipping minutes, grey squirrels, terrorists and having to think up long lists of things to abolish.

Splat has my vote!

How can you not love Gran Vals?

you keep saying that, but they never are.
i'm just playing.

Don't you hate us or something?

Yeah. The US is a stark contrast from your current residence, in all the worst ways too.

So about a fifth of the frequency that the average person heard "I Gotta Feeling" last year, but that's still enough to become annoying. Quickly.

No, I hate stupid people. Not that weird that America has the majority of stupid people since you prolly have the most citizens. Just like Japan has the majority of weird people.

But no, I actually like America as a country. I think it has an interesting history and an interesting collection of cultures. It's indeed very very different from Europe in almost every way, but maybe that's what I like about it. I could see myself living there someday.

Owning a pet tiger is pretty damn cruel. You need to be fucking rich to fully cater for its needs.