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MA 04-18-2010 10:47 AM

people who use long words with the letter 'v' in.

Wings of Fire 04-18-2010 10:51 AM

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people who use long words with the letter 'v' in.

It means you use the study of grammar as a weapon to say 'Mine is better than your's'.

MA 04-18-2010 10:55 AM

i Googled. although that explanation is better than the other drivel i read.

Wings of Fire 04-18-2010 11:01 AM

Thanks for not picking up on my grammar error.

Ridg3 04-18-2010 11:09 AM

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Thanks for not picking up on my grammar error.

I seen it. Its okay.

MA 04-18-2010 11:12 AM

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I seen it. Its okay.

i see i saw, a big, big paw
sitting on top of the little plum tree
i saw i see, a big, big tree
standing on the Earth so free.

I MADE THAT UP TO SAVE YOUR SOUL, RIDG3

Oddey 04-18-2010 11:14 AM

In my world, you will be punished with a lot of frowns if a noise escapes your lips without permission, unless it's laughter, coughs, sneezes, or a scream.

And you will be punished with a beating if your smile is annoying.

You will be punished with death if you ever turn a speaker past the half mark.

You will be punished with several beatings if you use gay as an insult.

You will be punished with imprisonment in a windowless palace if you attempt to overthrow me as high ruler.

You will be punished with a trip to an insane asylum if you claim to be normal.

You will be punished with a stay in a real prison, where you will be forced to work, paint, compose, write and sculpt, if you keep up with fashions instead of actual work and creativity.

You will be punished with a stay in the same palace as those who try to overthrow me if you do not write at least one book.

Ridg3 04-18-2010 11:16 AM

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i see i saw, a big, big paw
sitting on top of the little plum tree
i saw i see, a big, big tree
standing on the Earth so free.

I MADE THAT UP TO SAVE YOUR SOUL, RIDG3

Post to 150 other thread's to save the soul of someone you love.

MA 04-18-2010 11:26 AM

i'd love to live in Oddey's world.

although i have a problem with the third one.

Josh 04-18-2010 11:37 AM

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You will be punished with several beatings if you use gay as an insult.

Dude, thats like, so gay.

Wings of Fire 04-18-2010 11:40 AM

Oddey is such a homo.

Gay.

Josh 04-18-2010 11:41 AM

A gay homo.

used:) 04-18-2010 11:45 AM

If you not Christian.

If you're not heterosexual.

If you're transexual.

If you don't speak English.

If you're not white.

All capital offenses.

Wings of Fire 04-18-2010 12:07 PM

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If you not Christian.

If you're not heterosexual.

If you're transexual.

If you don't speak English.

If you're not white.

All capital offenses.

This guy gets it.

shaman 04-18-2010 01:02 PM

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Your posts in general.

You're going to have to do better than that to get to me.

Sekto Springs 04-18-2010 01:10 PM

Shaman...

http://kei.iichan.net/rf/src/1263015819416.jpg

T-nex 04-18-2010 01:48 PM

But that troll is so cute :( Just look at him.

Ridg3 04-18-2010 01:53 PM

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But that troll is so cute :( Just look at him.

Just makes me WANT to feed him...

Mac Sirloin 04-18-2010 07:29 PM

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Zed is at the end of your abc's ? That's fucking nuts. I like it a little better, but it's nuts.

That's how it's supposed to be up here, so when I was a kid I would often correct people by saying "No no no, not zee, Zed, like Dragonball Zed."

Yup.

abe is now! 04-19-2010 09:09 AM

If you fucking fuck my girl (I'd eviscerate you).

MeechMunchie 04-19-2010 09:18 AM

... you respond to someone saying that they don't understand your language by speaking slower and louder. You will be immediately deported back to your own country.

MA 04-19-2010 10:50 AM

^that. you need to smash things up before they understand you, no need to speak slower or louder.

i mean they just took our language and added little symbols and stuff, right? they know, really.

Pilot 04-19-2010 11:01 AM

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That's how it's supposed to be up here, so when I was a kid I would often correct people by saying "No no no, not zee, Zed, like Dragonball Zed."

I've always preferred Dragonball Bag.

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But that troll is so cute Just look at him.

But that post was so gay, Just look at you.

T-nex 04-19-2010 03:57 PM

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I've always preferred Dragonball Bag.



But that post was so gay, Just look at you.

You're gay. Literally!

OANST 04-19-2010 04:09 PM

I would punish those who have committed murders. Not very imaginative, am I?

Ridg3 04-20-2010 02:00 AM

I would punish those who haven't commited murders.

Phylum 04-20-2010 03:40 AM

Any sane man will be punished. Any man who is crazy won't be punished, and is thus sane.

Catch-22!

T-nex 04-20-2010 04:21 AM

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Any sane man will be punished. Any man who is crazy won't be punished, and is thus sane.

Catch-22!

Um that doesn't make sense though. Why would someone who's not punished be sane?

Wings of Fire 04-20-2010 04:24 AM

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Um that doesn't make sense though. Why would someone who's not punished be sane?

They make the sane decision not to end another's life.

Nate 04-20-2010 06:46 AM

He's got it wrong; it's not about punishment, it's about participation in war.

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There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were real and immediate was the process of a rational mind. Orr was crazy and could be grounded. All he had to do was ask; and as soon as he did, he would no longer be crazy and would have to fly more missions. Orr would be crazy to fly more missions and sane if he didn't, but if he was sane he had to fly them. If he flew them he was crazy and didn't have to; but if he didn't want to he was sane and had to. Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle.