people who use long words with the letter 'v' in.
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i Googled. although that explanation is better than the other drivel i read.
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Thanks for not picking up on my grammar error.
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sitting on top of the little plum tree i saw i see, a big, big tree standing on the Earth so free. I MADE THAT UP TO SAVE YOUR SOUL, RIDG3 |
In my world, you will be punished with a lot of frowns if a noise escapes your lips without permission, unless it's laughter, coughs, sneezes, or a scream.
And you will be punished with a beating if your smile is annoying. You will be punished with death if you ever turn a speaker past the half mark. You will be punished with several beatings if you use gay as an insult. You will be punished with imprisonment in a windowless palace if you attempt to overthrow me as high ruler. You will be punished with a trip to an insane asylum if you claim to be normal. You will be punished with a stay in a real prison, where you will be forced to work, paint, compose, write and sculpt, if you keep up with fashions instead of actual work and creativity. You will be punished with a stay in the same palace as those who try to overthrow me if you do not write at least one book. |
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i'd love to live in Oddey's world.
although i have a problem with the third one. |
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Oddey is such a homo.
Gay. |
A gay homo.
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If you not Christian.
If you're not heterosexual. If you're transexual. If you don't speak English. If you're not white. All capital offenses. |
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If you fucking fuck my girl (I'd eviscerate you).
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... you respond to someone saying that they don't understand your language by speaking slower and louder. You will be immediately deported back to your own country.
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^that. you need to smash things up before they understand you, no need to speak slower or louder.
i mean they just took our language and added little symbols and stuff, right? they know, really. |
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I would punish those who have committed murders. Not very imaginative, am I?
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I would punish those who haven't commited murders.
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Any sane man will be punished. Any man who is crazy won't be punished, and is thus sane.
Catch-22! |
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He's got it wrong; it's not about punishment, it's about participation in war.
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